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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

IRS, we've got what it takes to take what you've got!

True story, many many years ago when I was dating my wife. My friend Bob was also dating her friend Karen. During this time Karen's grandparents died within weeks of each other (this often happens). The two of them both lived in social housing ...

Two pieces of asphalt go into a bar and ask the bartender if there is a piece of green asphalt in. " No I am sure I would have noticed that. " " Are you really sure theres no green asphalt in here? " " Yeah I am really sure " " Are you ...

A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds:...

Q: Why did Noah's young son run away from home? A: He didn't like the way was being reared.

Having a bad day. I woke up bitchy this morning . And she likes to sleep in.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by girlwithsmiles

A duck walks into a bar and says, 'Have you got any bread?' The bar man says, 'no'. The duck asks again, the answer's still no. The duck starts asking repeatedly about bread, until the barman says, 'If you ask if we have bread one more time I'm going...

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by girlwithsmiles

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

An American is flying home from Poland, and he is seated on the plane next to a Polish man going to America for the first time. He says to him, “Just to give you a heads up, Americans have this stupid g about telling stupid jokes about Polish ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both start drinking, and the giraffe is really pounding them down, one right after another. Finally it is so drunk it falls on the floor in a stupor. The man gets up to leave and the bartender says, “Hey,...

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Two muffins are in the oven. One says, “Boy, it’s getting hot in here.” The other one says, “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”

This joke works very well on people who are five, six or seven years old. Adam and Eve and Pinch Me Hard went down to the river. Adam and Eve fell into the river. Who was left? Assertive kids groan and reply "I'm not even going to go there.... I ...

A bear is walking through the woods and finds a fly teasing a fish in a pond. The bear thinks "if the fly comes down 6 inches the fish will jump and I can catch the fish I will have my dinner". A hunter sees the bear watching the fish watching the ...

A recent poll has suggested that approximately 80% of women in their late teens are sexually active. I say thats bullshit. A lot of them just lie there

Islamic suicide bombers don't scare me, They will only get one go. But a Hindu suicide bomber, now that is a real threat

Another orchestra joke; The conductor and composer Benjamin Britten was chastising a female cellist one day at rehearsals. " Madam you have a thing of infinite beauty between your legs and all you seem intent in doing is scratching it "

Would Jesus have accomplished everything he accomplished if he had been married? ...."how long you gonna be up there?"

Larry Adler the great harmonica player who exiled himself to the the UK. (your loss our gain) Told this wonderful joke ; A guy goes to audition for an orchestra. He sees the orchestra manager but the manager says " We have no openings. " Undaunted he...

Not really a joke, just silly

Medical experts are saying that smoking harms children. Fair enough, use an ashtray instead

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC on the cross " Oye dad. You call this fckin nepotism? "

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC on the cross " Don`t eat all the easter eggs. I`ll be back on Sunday "

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC on the cross " you can see our house from up here "

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. Last supper and they`re running out of wine. JC says " Pass me that water over and I make some wine " Oh no " says Judas " You can buy a round like everyone else "

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