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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Great news. I became a very proud father, TODAY. My son 4 years old but I always felt he was a boring little shit for the last 3 years

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86

I like to watch scary movies from behind the sofa. That way my neighbours won't realise I'm there

A cruise ship wrecks out in the middle of the ocean and sinks. The only survivors are a man, a dog and a pig who eventually wash up on shore of a deserted island. They survive for months on the natural resources of the island and have formed a ...

Two old sweats soldiers in a nursing home. One says " You know charlie, that stuff they used to put in our tea during the war to stop us thinking about sex? " " Yes Bill, what of it " " Well I think it`s starting to work "

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

What is a dog? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable ...

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

What is a cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every ...

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

CORNY ONE LINERS... 1. Food has replaced sex in my life...now I can't even get into my own pants. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood-alcohol content. 3. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 4. I ...

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

If a man yells out something in a forest and a woman is not around to hear him --- is he still wrong?

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

The Texan looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump! "Stop," he yelled, "remember you're someone who has value!" The man yelled back, "I just lost everything of value in the stock market!" "But remember you're ...

It's tough getting old. I was on a walk with a couple of friends when I observed, "it is windy today." My first friend said, "no it's not. It's Thursday!" The other chimed in, "I am too, let's get something to drink."

One more. A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits on the stool, he notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar. He asks the bartender, "Hey, what's the deal with the monkey?" The bartender replies, "Oh, you don't want to know." A few ...

Two twins in a nursing home are turning 100 years old. One is hard of hearing and the other one can hear just fine. A photographer for the local newspaper arrived and asked them to sit on the sofa. The first sister asked her sister, "What'd he say?" ...

Two new members of a hunting lodge meet the oldest member. One says to the old man, "We'd like to hear one of your old hunting stories." The old man thought about it and then said, "Well, back in 1946, me and my buddies went big game hunting in ...

Two nuns in the bath. One says, "Where's the soap?". The other nun replied, "Yeah, it does, doesn't it!".

I was recently kicked out of a local weight watchers group for making fun of all the overweight people. I excepted this decision with huge Grace, as she was asked to leave as well

Two Thousand Offspring The teacher was describing the dolphin and its habits. "And, children, "she said impressively, "a single dolphin will have two thousand offspring." "Goodness!" gasped a little girl in the back row. "And how about married ones?"

An insight into mens psych Miss NSW Australia is on a cruise ship that sinks in the Pacific. To make matters worse she ends up alone on a desert island with the most fat, ugly and greasy looking guy you could ever imagine. He is bald and sweats ...

One of my all time favs.

Share your "Roses are red" jokes..... My favourite one: Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I! :D

I'll never forget the first joke my little sister ever told..... We were all sitting around, telling jokes, and my sister wanted to get in on the act. She was 4 (I was eight). So she made this one up: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it ...

This made me laugh and groan.

I was so agoraphobic, I'd even pee myself every time I stood up in public. ...had to give up teaching.

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Mar 8, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea

Have you herd this one?

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