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May 13, 2020May 2020

Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, "How do you feel about chiropractors now," Bill replied, "I stand ...

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A guy has lived a good but often times a life of hedonism, etc, then he dies and must enter the Reception Room between Heaven and Hell to get the decision as whether he go up or down for Eternity. He's standing in line and notices the walls are ...

Just 'surfing' around the Net and found this one. I'm sincerely hoping they washed it well BEFORE wearing it.

If you receive an email with the subject line "ding dong" don't open it - they're Jehovah's Witnesses working from home . . .

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May 6, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner. So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.

Her 4 year old daughter comes running and yells, " Mummy I know why boys can run faster than girls." Mummy, looking puzzled, asks, "how do you know that Baby?" " ' Cause I just saw Daddy in the shower and boys have a Stick-shift and ball bearings, ...

Well, IF there is such a thing as re-incarnation I've just decided that I want to come back as a Dining Room table, at least then I'll stand a bit of chance of getting laid at least once a day....LOL.

Q. What is the very last thing to go through a bugs mind as crashes head first in to the windshield of car? A. Its bum of course....LOL.

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May 2, 2020May 2020

Posted by Looie

An Islamic Shaman, a Buddist monk, and a catholic priest sit down at the bar and order a drink, the bartender gives the muslim a glass of pure water, the buddist monk a glass of rice wine. then finally the catholic priest a glass of whiskey a fly ...

Somewhere out there is a planet with no war, no hunger, no killing, no pollution, and no evil. Oh and no oxygen.

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Apr 30, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Lou: A woman fell overboard from a ship. A shark came up, looked over her and swam away. Bud: Why did the shark do that? Lou: Because it was a man eating shark.

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Apr 27, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why were all of the ladies at the surprise party staring at the pair of handsome chromosomes? Because they weren't wearing any genes!

This quarantine is going by too slow, so I ordered some books from Amazon on the subject of clocks and their inner working. I just received them. It's about time. 😉

A clergyman in Milwaukee has been found dead at home after injecting himself with disinfectant. They are looking into the actions of Donald Trump and he could be charged with a bleach of the priest.

And then there's the one about a bloke who couldn't quite understand why his wife was so pissed off at him AFTER he'd gone to all the trouble of mixing Kerosene, Petrol and disinfectant together and pouring into their long-drop outback toilet. It ...

An Aussie joke for those who understand Aussie humour. An Italian Migrant gets off the boat in Sydney and when asked what kind of a job he's like to have, he replies, " I waana ajob where I cana wear a nice acoat white if I can and anice buttons on ...

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Apr 21, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell... Come to think of it, I see why.

Little Johnny was asked by his teacher to construct a sentence with the word "contagious" in it. "The president should have acted early to this virus but it took the contagious"

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Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels. Policeman: Why, those dirty crooks!

She. "Darling, will you love me as much after we're married?" He. "Probably more! I've always been especially fond of married women."

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Apr 19, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked: “What are you doing?” He said: “Working from home.”

"What borders on stupidity?" "Mexico and Canada"

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Apr 17, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer. "May I see your driver's license?" he said. She looked at him with disgust. "What's the matter with you guys? I wish you'd make up your minds. You took my license from me ...

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