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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by EricJones
With the travel ban to Europe in effect how are the pickpockets and hookers going to survive without american tourists?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Triphid
A woman goes into the Butcher's shop and asks if he has Chicken Legs. The Butcher replies, " No, Lady it's just the way my trouser legs hang."
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Triphid
A family of Cannibals are sitting for dinner when the husband suddenly says, " You know, I don't think I like these Mormon Missionaries." His wife just smiles and replies, " That okay my Love, just eat the vegetables then."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Triphid
Interpol are searching for a group of Polish Truck Hijackers who stole and ate at truck load of Laxatives, they have been on the run since December, 2018.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
The talk is Germany is running out of sausages and cheese. They have gone crazy bulk buying to avoid the Wurst Käse scenario.
6 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 15, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair... I’ve heard nothing since.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 14, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by noworry28
The first time I rode in an elevator it was uplifting. The second time it brought me down. It's a mood changer.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 11, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?” “Gladiator?” “No, I really miss her.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by EricJones
I wonder if Sir Patrick Stewart has ever been hoisted on his own Picard?
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by noworry28
Clothing matters.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by EricJones
If Dracula were an extreme sports nut, would he be called rad Vlad?
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Arg1929
A Panda, dressed like a cowboy, with a ten gallon hat and a pair of six-shooters, walks into a Chinese restaurant, and orders a plateful of tender bamboo pieces. The chef goes to the greenhouse, and collects a heaping serving, which the Panda eats ...
7 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!"
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 6, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Tourist: "The flies are awfully thick around here. Don’t you ever shoo them?" Native: "Nope, we just let them go barefoot."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 5, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Arg1929
As I was driving down a rural lane, I saw a man in an open field, dressed like Abe Lincoln, waving his arms and walking around talking to himself. I stopped, and he came over and shook my hand. I asked him what he was doing..."Practicing my ...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 4, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The other day I yelled into a colander and strained my voice.
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 3, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by SKH78
A grade school chant: Scuse me scuse me scuse me from the bottom of my heart, if it came out the other way it would have been a fart !! That is what we said when we belched.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Apple Granted Restraining Order Against Man Stalking Tim Cook Apple has filed a temporary restraining order against a man it says has been harassing and making subtle threats against CEO Tim Cook as well as other members of ...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Viagra will not turn you into James Bond but it can make you Roger Moore
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 19, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. Thinking it would make the trip more bearable, he invited several coworkers to share ...
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by EricJones
The crack of Dawn-What happens when dawn goes to the chiropractor.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by noworry28
No answer.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by noworry28
Mo free air.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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