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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 15, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you... Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 14, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
An acquaintance of mine is transsexual. It was a few years ago that she went to Holland for the final opp. In order to keep things private, she told everyone that it was a foreign holiday. I thought it was more acuate to say she was going to be ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 13, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A thief was arrested for breaking into a Toys "R" Us store and stealing a board game... He got Life.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 13, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Zealandia
The only bad thing about a video doorbell: The knock-knock jokes fall flat because you already know who's there.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
New Study Finds Your Height as a Teen Linked with Dementia Risk A new study analyzed data on 666,333 Danish men born between 1939 and 1959, and found that men who were taller then average during their teen years, were 10% less ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A couple of guys were discussing the latest play showing in the theater. "I saw the first act, but not the second." "Why not?" "I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program that the second act was two years later."
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 10, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
A guy's heart stops on the operating table and he dies then goes to hell. And it is great, there is beer, wine, and debauchery everywhere. Just when he starts to have a good time the surgeon restarts his heart and he is brought back to life. He ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 9, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 9, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by EricJones
There's never a dull moment at the Ginsu factory.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 2, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Experts Say Insects May Be the Food of the Future Experts say current livestock practices simply won’t keep up with the worldwide food demands, and with livestock farming contributing to deforestation, diminishing water ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 2, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
"I am having a lot of problems going to the bathroom Doc" "When was the last time you had a poo?" "Today at 7.30 am" "And before that?" "7.30 am" "And before that?" "7.30 am. I always poo at 7.30 am" "You seem extremely regular, what is the problem?"...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 1, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by noworry28
Three is a crowd.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 1, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by noworry28
No connection found.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 1, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How much does Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing. It’s on the house.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 31, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by TomJonesFan
What do the dallas cowboys and billy graham have in common? They both have the ability to have 100,000 stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ!”.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 29, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Six-year-old Jesus - "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Joseph - "Yes Mary, tell us where DO babies come from?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 29, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft... Today, it's called golf.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 28, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How do you get the farmer’s daughter to fall in love with you? A tractor.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 27, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
A young shark asks "Dad why do we circle around before we attack people in the water?" "Because they taste much better when we scare the shit out of them"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 26, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by bklynite53
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas—- how he got in there I’ll never know
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 25, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by noworry28
This is a milk dud.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 19, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 18, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator... I guess we are raised differently.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 18, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by boatdude87
Unfortunately, too true.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 11, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature? Tequila Mockingbird.
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