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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 5, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
What's green and goes thump, thump, thump, thump A four door pickle.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 5, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by shy-atheist
What is green all over and smells like bacon??? Kermit the Frog's finger. ???
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 4, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Sinbad
Question: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Answer: A stick.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 4, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two men are out fishing and they are having great luck. They are catching so fast, they have to go back early. "This is so great," says the first guy. "We should mark the spot so we can come here again." "You're right," replies the other guy who ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 4, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Therapist: "So why do you want to end your marriage?" Wife: "I hate the constant star wars puns." Husband: "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
“Daddy, I inherited my intelligence from you, didn’t I?” “That’s right my clever girl!” “That makes sense, because mommy still has hers.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
No resurrection either. Wrong holiday.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny Youngman
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
I do believe in some superstitions. Example: I think it's bad luck to fall out of a building from the 13th floor
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
There are no words to describe how much I love scrabble.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by EricJones
If chocolate is comfort food, are brussels sprouts discomfort food?
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Teacher: "Make a sentence that starts with 'I'." Bobby: "I is..." Teacher: "No, Bobby. You should say 'I am', never 'I is'." Bobby: "Okay. I am the 9th letter of the alphabet."
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
. Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
F you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back, and let the wold wonder how you did it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa…peacefully…sleeping…not screaming, like the passengers in his car…
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
ME: I really want to travel. Bank account: Like.... to the back yard?
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