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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 9, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by closetolucid
So I said to the baker "How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's a £1? He said "That's Madeira cake."
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 9, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
She's well built alright!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 9, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Thought for the day.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by MarcT
I can’t take credit for this one. My son walks into the living old and says “Hey dad, did you know if you are parachuting, and the parachute doesn’t open, you have the rest of your life to fix it”! That my boy!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Cinderella
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland. He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?" The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' er drivin'?" he asked the stranger. "I'm driving," ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
Thought this was cute.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Rudy1962
Don't you know the Queen's English?" "Why yes, I've heard she is!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 7, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
Geometry is cute.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Karen916
Celebrate Hannibal Day. Take an elephant to lunch. :P
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by mikecagain
There's this bar on Mulberry street. One day a weasel walks into the bar. Huffing and puffing, he's all out of breath. "Come in, my friend, what happened to you?" asks the bartender. "Monkey. Chasing me." Says the weasel. "Well come on. Have a seat....
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by boatdude87
Truth.....
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
How much does a pirate pay for corn?.... A buccaneer.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
What would a bear be without bees?..... Ears.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?..... Because then it would be a foot.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
What is the difference between a badly Dressed Man on a tricycle and a well Dressed Man on a bicycle?......Attire.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 5, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Tech: "Hello, this is tech support. What can I help you with today?" User: (describes problem) Tech: (rattles off computer jargon) User: "Sorry, I don't understand. Can you explain what I should do as if I were a small child?" Tech: "Okay... 'Hi,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 5, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
What goes clippity clop, clippity clop, clippity clop, bang, bang , bang, clippity clop, clippity clop? A: An Amish drive by shooting
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