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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 29, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
A year after the flood ended and the animals sent off to procreate Noah went round looking at the animal fecundity. He found the male and female adder snakes under a stone. Noah said after looking at all the little wriggling baby snakes "I see you ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by MarcT
Why did the bear get the job? Because he was Koala-fied!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by MarcT
Why did the scarecrow get the promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by ballou
Religious Joke The son of a Rabbi walked up to his dad and said, I have been thinking and I want to convert to Christianity. The Rabbi looked down at his son and said, I don't know son, I'll have to pray about it. We will talk later. So, then the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. He goes over to the man and asks, "Does your dog bite?" The old man replies, "No, never." When the man bends down to pet the dog, it immediately takes a snap ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I thought about getting a new sandwich toaster but then again... better the Breville you know
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by boatdude87
I got a new printer today from my mother's new wife. It was a Brother from another mother.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
She was only an airline pilots daughter but she loved to have men in her cockpit
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
She was only a roadmenders daughter but she really loved her asphalt
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
He was only a biochemists son but he really could make a hormone
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
She was only a fishmongers daughter but she would lay on a slab and say "Fillit"
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
She was a moonshiners daughter but I loved her still..
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
How does a farmer count cows?.... With a Cowculater!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by LetzGetReal
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DougRickard
In the delivery room the mother to be was progressing nicely when she started screaming, "Can't!, shouldn't!, won't!, don't!, wouldn't!, wasn't!" "What's going on?!" asked the future father. The OB/GYN said, "That's perfectly normal... those are ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
On seeing the Polar bear, I froze.
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Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Woodcarvers are a splinter group.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Are condominiums small prophylactics...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I refused a request to join a tug of war team. I saw it as a backward step.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
My understanding of galactic clusters is nebulous.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 26, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by boatdude87
Poetry in motion...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 26, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by EricJones
I took a tour of a baked bean factory last week. It was a real gas.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 26, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a horn and one didn't. "Well," she replied, "the one ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 26, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
When the doctor told me that I had a heart attack, I nearly had a heart attack.
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