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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 20, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps… He gave me a blank stair.
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Feb 21, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalised? It was an act of wonton destruction.
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Feb 22, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I was watching a marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another as an egg. I thought, Now, this could be interesting.
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Feb 23, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My late uncle has left me a stately home in his will.... I haven't a clue where Sod hall is, but I'm sure it will be very grand....
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Feb 23, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My elderly neighbour hates her new stairlift... She told me that it drives her up the wall.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 24, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
I rang the tree surgeon to complain he’d cut down the wrong tree. He thanked me for my call and said he’d log it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
I've just burnt my Hawaiian Pizza... Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
People have accused me of bare-faced plagiarism. Their words, not mine.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by noworry28
It's a time-line displacement.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Severnman
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. It was bread in captivity.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Severnman
A married couple in their 60s are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. 'I want to travel around the world with my husband', said the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand. Husband says, 'sorry luv, but my wish ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Severnman
The inventor of the speedboat has died. There will be the funeral, followed by the wake.
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Mar 2, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters. He's changed a lot.
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Mar 3, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
If you're towing a speedboat... ...are you pulling a fast one?
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Mar 5, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I saw the world’s largest egg this week. That will take some beating.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 5, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A fellow who loved to go out in his kayak whenever he could. One winter it was very cold, so he built a fire on a metal lined pad on the floor of the boat. The fire burned through the pad, causing the boat to sink. This proves that we cannot have ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 5, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by noworry28
It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂
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Mar 6, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I got a joke about polyester... It’s great material.
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Mar 9, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I just got a job making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 9, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
Today was a bit of a sad Thursday. But, in two days it will be a Sadder day.
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Mar 10, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I took the train to NYC today and the conductor paid me the nicest compliment as I was boarding... They said, “First class rear..."
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Mar 11, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.” He said, “You have a wee cough?” I said, “Really? Thanks boss, I could use a week off!"
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Mar 13, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife and I sometimes disagree about whether to add eggs to cream. Custardy disputes are always rough.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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