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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Junior: Mother, I can’t find my baseball mitt. Mother: Did you look in the car? Junior: Where in the car? Mother: Try the glove compartment.
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Feb 18, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl... I said I didn’t know he could! What's his average? ==================== Tom: Did you ever see a catfish? Joe: Sure! Tom: How did it hold the rod?
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Feb 19, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Good news, the Lego store has reopened... People are lined up for blocks!
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Feb 21, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items 1, 3, & 5 were done. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
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Feb 23, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Behind-the-dog
True story: I was on a guided nature walk back in the late 80's when someone mentioned a story that had been in the news about (IIRC) cattle being shipped from the Soviet Union to the U.S. as some sort of scientific/agricultural exchange. To avoid ...
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Feb 27, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why do bees stay in their beehives all through the winter? Swarm.
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Mar 2, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Everyone told Sam not to sing... But Samsung anyway.
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Mar 8, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Triphid
Q. What is the difference between the Government, The Taxation Department and a Prostitute? A. A Prostitute stops sucking when you've run out of money.....LOL.
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Mar 10, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver... Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!
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Mar 13, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by noworry28
No takers.
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Mar 13, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Q: If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside? A: K9P.
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Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Prison is just one word to you... But for some people, it's a whole sentence.
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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal... Elon-gate would be really drawn out.
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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Kynlei
Saw this at a restaurant last night. My Mom said, "Why does that oar say either on it?" Then it dawned on us. It's an either oar.
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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by godsux69420
My son asked me “what happens after you die poppa?” So I told “Son gamers don’t die just respawn” hopefully he doesn’t realize that his mom wasn’t a gamer LOL ! 🤣 R.I.P. Janeen Akinburger 2018
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Mar 26, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Triphid
Little Jenny, just in her early teens, still quite naive as well, runs up to her mother and yells, " Have you seen my Pussy, I can't find my Pussy any where?" Then Jenny quickly runs out to her Farther and says the same to him before running off down...
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Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Zealandia
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Mar 29, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I have a chicken proof lawn... It's impeckable!
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Apr 6, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Triphid
Ocker has been retired now for 6 months, after being in the same job for 40 years, married to the same woman for 35 years. Day and night he has been sitting, almost bored shitless, as his beloved wife watches Soapies, Chat Shows, Cooking Shows and ...
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Apr 7, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Kim77
Lol 😂 cell phones
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!” She then got drunk.
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Apr 19, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Triphid
2 Great Danes, dogs, are standing in the Waiting room of Vet Clinic. One looks at the other and asks, " What you in here for Mate, I'm here to get my balls cut off because I humped the bitch next door and got her pregnant?" The other answers, " Shit ...
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Apr 22, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Severnman
One of my colleagues informed a meeting that the bathroom in her house is known to the family as their I Pee Address.
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Apr 23, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords... So I had to ground him... He's doing better currently... And conducting himself properly.
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

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Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

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Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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