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Dec 17, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by bklynite53

How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? Reading the waffle iron

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Dec 18, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?" “A choir?” "Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"

Going through the attic the other day. I found an old painting and a violin. Both of them were signed Rembrandt and Stradivarius. Wow, I thought, so I took both of them down to Sotherby`s in London to see if they were genuine. The man there said that...

What’s the strongest substance in the universe? Exlax. —— it knocks the shit out of Superman

This is the season to be jolly- so lets make with the jollies or I'll have to send Vito and Luigi around to remind you to be jolly.

little Johnny won't stop swearing. So his dad tells him that Santa is listening and will not bring him any presents if he continues but that does not stop him. So on Christmas morning, instead of toys, he wakes up to find a socking full of horse ...

What does a dyslexic cow say? Oooooooooom

That's how you see it.

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Dec 27, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by johnnyrobish

US Now Officially Has a Space Force and a Space Command While no one seems quite certain as to exactly what they will actually be doing, President Trump has signed into law America’s newest branch of the military - Space ...

I went to the library last week and asked: "Do you any books on suicide?" "We did have but none of them have been returned yet"

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Dec 29, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by johnnyrobish

Trump Retweets Post Naming Alleged Whistleblower President Trump retweeted, then deleted, a post from suspicious Twitter user @Surfermom77 - thought to be an automated Russian bot - a tweet that included the alleged name of the ...

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Dec 31, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by johnnyrobish

Mysterious Swarms of 6-Foot Drones Causing Anxiety in Colorado Mysterious nighttime visitations from of huge swarms of 6-foot drones that appear to be running very deliberate search patterns and to which the US Army and the Air ...

Did you hear about the dyslexic and atheist cat. He d id ndot believe in the dog.

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Jan 3, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish

Retiring Wisconsin Teacher Admits Defecating in Park for 2 Years Retiring Wisconsin English teacher Jeffrey S. Churchwell, has been arrested local authorities on charges of defecating twice a day in a local public park for over...

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Jan 4, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish

Trump Reminds Evangelicals that God Is On Our Side After recent criticism from a notable Christian publication, President Trump launched a new political coalition called “Evangelicals for Trump” at the King Jesus ...

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Jan 5, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

In one of K.C.'s classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States. It was pretty simple - the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately ...

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Jan 11, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature? Tequila Mockingbird.

Unfortunately, too true.

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Jan 18, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator... I guess we are raised differently.

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Jan 19, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow...

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas—- how he got in there I’ll never know

A young shark asks "Dad why do we circle around before we attack people in the water?" "Because they taste much better when we scare the shit out of them"

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Jan 28, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

How do you get the farmer’s daughter to fall in love with you? A tractor.

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