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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why do Police Officers always travel in pairs? A. One knows how to read a map and the other knows how to unfold the map.
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May 21, 2020May 2020

Posted by noworry28
Need a license to sell.
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May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Petter
Paddy, from Cork, was on holiday in Mojacar, Spain. He soon struck up a friendship with Paco, a local bar owner who could speak English, and spent many a happy evening evening there. One such evening he said to Paco that he enjoyed the craic in his ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant." "WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants?" ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Eirteacher
Two cannibals were dining on a man and agreed to they would each start at the feet. One cannibal asked the other how he was doing. He answered, "I am having a ball". The other said you are eating to fast.
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May 23, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A woman saw an electrician walking up her drive and rushed to the door. "Why did you come today?" she barked. "You were supposed to repair the doorbell yesterday? I know," the electrician replied. "I rang three times. There was no answer, so I ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2020May 2020

Posted by Kynlei
I went to an explosives shop to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went wrong when the cashier asked me for my pin.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 27, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Mum is having a trying time with her daughter as she gets everyone ready to go shopping. Little Jane has just entered the house with her nice clean clothes covered in dirt, Mum is already dressed and Grandma is in the shower. Mum undresses Jane and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 28, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
So, Mum has just arrived back home after giving birth to her new child, a daughter, and is changing baby's nappy with 4 year old son, Johhny, watching on intently when suddenly little Johnny shouts out to his Mum. " Quick Mum, put it back, it hasn't ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 29, 2020May 2020

Posted by Jetty
Apple vs. Windows
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Cheesy Jokes
May 30, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach? Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 1, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by noworry28
I'm reading a horror book in braille. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.
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Jun 1, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by noworry28
Got milk 🥛!
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Jun 1, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by noworry28
Wood you ride it?
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 3, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TO_BY
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘Gee, I’m lonely. I wish ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 4, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Kynlei
Don't tell my pillow, but I don't think he'll ever fulfill his dream of becoming a hairstylist.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 5, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket full of horse shit? A. The bucket of course. Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a fresh dog turd? A. Everyone knows that if you leave a dog turd to its own devices it WILL ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 5, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
Prince Charles is driving around the Estates of Sandringham Castle when he runs over one the Queens prize Corgis. Quite shocked, perplexed and worried, he grabs a shovel and starts digging a grave for the dog, when the shovel breaks open a long ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
Poor old God has been in a bit of downer for the last 1,000 or so years, so the Angels have assembled and are offering him/her/it a few suggestions about taking a well earned Holiday. They go through the entire list suggesting places like Jupiter, ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TO_BY
Q: Why are frogs always cheerful? A: They eat whatever bugs them.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 7, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TheGreatShadow
What kind of keys don't open any doors? Donkeys and monkeys. I heard this on the radio AJYCTYK (A Joke You Can Tell Your Kids). I was going to send them an email saying that that is wrong. If you have a great ass you can open a lot of doors! However,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 7, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Jetty
Cheesy and banal 😂
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 8, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TO_BY
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 10, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
A bit of wry Aussie humour here, Q. Why birds always elect to fly upside down over Houses of Parliament /Government? A. Because they know that there is absolutely NOTHING worth shitting there.
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Jun 12, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by RobertNappi2
So, an Irishman walks out of the bar... Nah, just kidding!!!
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