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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Triphid
And then there's the one about a bloke who couldn't quite understand why his wife was so pissed off at him AFTER he'd gone to all the trouble of mixing Kerosene, Petrol and disinfectant together and pouring into their long-drop outback toilet. It ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 25, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by FrayedBear
LMAO at this one.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 25, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
A clergyman in Milwaukee has been found dead at home after injecting himself with disinfectant. They are looking into the actions of Donald Trump and he could be charged with a bleach of the priest.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 26, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by noworry28
This quarantine is going by too slow, so I ordered some books from Amazon on the subject of clocks and their inner working. I just received them. It's about time. 😉
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 27, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why were all of the ladies at the surprise party staring at the pair of handsome chromosomes? Because they weren't wearing any genes!
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 30, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Lou: A woman fell overboard from a ship. A shark came up, looked over her and swam away. Bud: Why did the shark do that? Lou: Because it was a man eating shark.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2020May 2020

Posted by Kynlei
Somewhere out there is a planet with no war, no hunger, no killing, no pollution, and no evil. Oh and no oxygen.
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May 2, 2020May 2020

Posted by Looie
An Islamic Shaman, a Buddist monk, and a catholic priest sit down at the bar and order a drink, the bartender gives the muslim a glass of pure water, the buddist monk a glass of rice wine. then finally the catholic priest a glass of whiskey a fly ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. What is the very last thing to go through a bugs mind as crashes head first in to the windshield of car? A. Its bum of course....LOL.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 5, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Well, IF there is such a thing as re-incarnation I've just decided that I want to come back as a Dining Room table, at least then I'll stand a bit of chance of getting laid at least once a day....LOL.
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May 5, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Her 4 year old daughter comes running and yells, " Mummy I know why boys can run faster than girls." Mummy, looking puzzled, asks, "how do you know that Baby?" " ' Cause I just saw Daddy in the shower and boys have a Stick-shift and ball bearings, ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 6, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner. So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
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May 7, 2020May 2020

Posted by Sinbad
If you receive an email with the subject line "ding dong" don't open it - they're Jehovah's Witnesses working from home . . .
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Cheesy Jokes
May 8, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Just 'surfing' around the Net and found this one. I'm sincerely hoping they washed it well BEFORE wearing it.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 8, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
A guy has lived a good but often times a life of hedonism, etc, then he dies and must enter the Reception Room between Heaven and Hell to get the decision as whether he go up or down for Eternity. He's standing in line and notices the walls are ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2020May 2020

Posted by Jetty
Dad joke...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 13, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, "How do you feel about chiropractors now," Bill replied, "I stand ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 15, 2020May 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge
I'll be glad when the garden centers re-open, for weeks now I've been living on borrowed Thyme! :-)
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Me: My sister graduated from college. I wish you could have been there. She wore a cap and nightgown. Bob: A nightgown? Me: Yeah. She went to night school.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2020May 2020

Posted by boatdude87
What's it called when aliens have abducted too many humans? Extra-terrestrials.....
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Kynlei
Beware of diet advice that recommends "eating light," for that is most certainly how you become a black hole.
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May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. “I am a turtle,” he says. “Who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle.”
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Did you hear the one about the Spinister Oyster who decided to check the Sand Bar? She got lucky and managed to pull a couple of mussels.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why are the Oceans always restless? A) Because their 'beds' are always full of crabs.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. What is long, hard, pink and drags across the sea floor? A, Moby's Dick of course.
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