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Feb 27, 2018Feb 2018

President's Day I was eating lunch on the 18th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?" He said, "It's President's Day!" I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about ...

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A storm has arrived and flood waters are rising. A man is sitting on his front porch when a truck comes by and the driver shouts out, "get in, you need to get out of here." The man smiles and responds, "that's okay, God will save me." The truck ...

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Sep 3, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer. He said to me, "You can't drink while you're working." I said, "Oh, don't worry - I'm not working."

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Sep 9, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott

This morning a worker at Domino's Pizza was found dead on the floor at his workplace. He was covered with pepperoni , mushrooms, olives and grated cheese. Police think he may have topped himself.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle? To many cheetahs.

A guy just killed his wife, then put her body in a suitcase. Who said men cant pack?

dog is walking down the street with one of its feet all bandaged up.it climbs up on the barstool.bartender says,"what can I do for ya"...dog looks around and says........."Im here to find the man that shot my paw"!

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Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby....

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Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott

How do you know an elephant in your house? His tricycle is parked outside.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army Medical Center for a heart bypass operation and discovered my surgeon's name was Dr. Eror. "What a name for a doctor," I said, not sure whether to laugh or cry. "Yeah," he agreed. "You can imagine the ...

One morning the zoo keeper noticed the orangutan reading two books; On the Origin of Species and the Bible. Surprised, he asked, "Why are you reading both of those books?" "Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's ...

When my sister's box with her Halloween costume arrived, it was empty. She called the company & asked where her Maid Marian costume that she had ordered was. "We're sorry, ma'am. We'll send your costume tomorrow," the rep said. "In the meantime, feel...

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Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Some folks still aren't savvy

So this is probably my all time favorite joke. It's as much about the punch line as it is the journey to get there. Let me know if you make it to the end. ?

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Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

All the Trump fans here on the site might not like me for this one. Sorry.

A newlywed couple take a drive in the country. Being newlyweds and on deserved country roads things between them get a little physical. She removes her clothes and straddles him while driving. He gets really distracted, and beets off the road, the ...

The doorbell rings, and a woman answers it. There on the porch is a rather large snail. She screams and picks it up and flings it across the yard. Two days later, the doorbell rings again. When the woman answers, there sits the snail. He looks ...

I talked to a friend in payroll yesterday. I now understand why women have BREASTS! Women have breasts so payroll knows who to give the smaller pay checks too

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Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954

A guy walks into a bar. There's only him and the bartender. After serving his patron, the bartender goes to the end of a long bar to dry glasses. The guy sips his drink. While doing so he hears "NICE SUIT!"...he looks around. There's no one else in ...

Three young women are in the waiting room at their Obstetrician's office. Two of the three have seen the doctor previously. One of those two says: "The doctor says that we are going to have a boy because he was on top when we conceived." The second ...

Father O'Shaughnessy Has a Meeting. Father O'Shaughnessy was nervous because he had been summoned to the office of the bishop downtown. The priest was known to imbibe, and just last Sunday had consumed a little bit too much of the sacramental wine ...

Questions the bibble never answers!

Happens every time...

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