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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 15, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Aliens faking the Earth landing…
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Jan 15, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
How long has your heating unit been broken?” says the specialist. “Two weeks,” says the customer. “Why did you wait so long?” says the specialist. This cold weather is no joke.” “My in-laws were here,” said the customer. They wanted ...
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Jan 16, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by anglophone
Husband to au pair just before dinner: "Have you laid the table?" Au pair: "No, but I have just laid your wife."
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Jan 16, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by anglophone
Obscure (unless you are an electrician): "Watt one do you get when a megavolt meets a microamp?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 17, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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Jan 18, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I get plenty of exercise. I'm frequently jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My fear of moving stairs escalates.
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Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Do you know why you've never see an elephant hiding up in a tree?" "No, why?" "Because they’re really good at it."
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 21, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
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Jan 21, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Jan 24, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I never lie on my CV… because it creases it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 24, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
''For awhile I lived in a small town where were no numbers on the houses.'' ''Didn't that make it difficult to locate a specific house?'' ''Yeah, until the town decided to address the issue.''
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Jan 25, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 25, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? "Thanks, I’ll never part with it!"
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Jan 26, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Desert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
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Jan 27, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Somebody drove past me on a tractor yelling "The end of the world is nigh!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 27, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 27, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
What dogs really understand….
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Jan 28, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My job application for the scissors company was declined after the hands-on interview I just didn't make the cut.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 29, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by puff
What do astronauts say when you crowd them? Get out of my space man.
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Jan 29, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu - you get what you deserve.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 29, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by mzee
Thought I'd run with this
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Jan 30, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
During my job interview I was asked: “After a long week how do you normally recharge your batteries?” "Through high voltage nipple clamps” wasn’t the answer they were expecting.
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Jan 30, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My doctor recommended to eat at Burger King more often. Well, he said I should not have McDonalds anymore, but I know what he meant.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

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Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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