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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I received a message from the sun. After reading it, I was enlightened.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?" I said, "Not at all." He said, "KISS?" I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 26, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
People accuse me of not finishing my sentences. To those people I say...
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve realised that all my jokes are greeted with an awkward silence. You could hear a pun drop.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Congratulations to my friend who won a local Scrabble tournament. He’s celebrating with a night on the tiles.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on! I said: "How did that ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
Holy Idiocy, Batman...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 5, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument? They had a fallout.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 6, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why do people hate getting up early in Athens? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 8, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My friend wasn’t open to the idea of me becoming a nudist. I told him to stop being so clothes minded.
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Posts
Aug 9, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse code.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I’ve just reset my password to DelicateLuggageHandler... I was told it had to be case-sensitive.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 13, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
What's way worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the whatever.
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Posts
Aug 13, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know why
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Posts
Aug 14, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune... But Chickpeas can only “hummus” one!
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 15, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
What do you call a pile of coins in the rain? Climate change.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 18, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I work in a paper factory, where my responsibilities are twofold.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 21, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Triphid
It is Roll Call time for the Kids at the local High School. The Teacher is about to begin calling out the names when the door opens and a student walks in. "You're late", she say to him," Where have you been?" "Up Penny lane Miss, up Penny Lane." He ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 23, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm really excited for the next autopsy club. It's open Mike night.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 27, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly, and three polars... It's the bear minimum.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 28, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Knock Knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"... .... and not "griefcase."
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"You're beautiful and I love you!" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff. My echo replied, "I just want to be friends!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 1, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.
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Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

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Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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