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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 1, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Ello

Preaching for the Cheeses.

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Sep 2, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia

Do I enjoy randomly appointing people to judicial positions? I’ll let you be the judge of that.

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Sep 2, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I used to think sticks and stones could break my bones but words could never hurt me ---------- until I fell into a printing press-------

Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.

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Sep 4, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

They told me, "Follow your dreams..." So I went back to bed.

"This is Mr. Wu," says the voice on the phone to the Receptionist, " Have vely bad pain in mouth, need see Dentist urgently today prease." "Yes Mr. Wu," replies the Receptionist, "Two Thirty." "What you broody think sirry woman," yells Mr.Wu, " Of ...

It’s been a challenge trying to find a keynote speaker for our first ever Impostor Syndrome conference. Everyone I’ve asked has told me that they don’t deserve to be there.

Two cowboys get stranded when their horses run off. Starving, they are attempting to find food when one notices a bacon tree off in the distance. The cowboy excitedly runs toward the bacon tree, but is suddenly shot dead. Turns out it wasn't a ...

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Sep 8, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.

Did you hear about the successful farmer? ...He was outstanding in his field.

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? ...He got a little behind in his work.

I dreamed someone was shouting “On your marks… Get Set…” I woke with a start.

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Sep 12, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Two women realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!” yells one of the women. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yell together," said the first. "Good idea," said the other. ...

I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower’. I think I might have Florets.

Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they're a solid number two.

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 14, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!' I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..." And then it hit me.

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Sep 15, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.

Good definition of quarantine…

I was given a bag of peanuts which was blessed by the Pope.... I gave them away. I dislike religious nuts.

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Sep 18, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory... They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. That’s probably why I got run over.

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Sep 21, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!” A time traveler walks into a bar.

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Sep 22, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why were the horses so happy? Because they lived in a stable environment.

It's out of this world 🙄

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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