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Sep 8, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by MyTVC15

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? ...He got a little behind in his work.

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Sep 9, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia

I dreamed someone was shouting “On your marks… Get Set…” I woke with a start.

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Sep 12, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Two women realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!” yells one of the women. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yell together," said the first. "Good idea," said the other. ...

I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower’. I think I might have Florets.

Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they're a solid number two.

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Sep 14, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!' I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..." And then it hit me.

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Sep 15, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.

Good definition of quarantine…

I was given a bag of peanuts which was blessed by the Pope.... I gave them away. I dislike religious nuts.

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Sep 18, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory... They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. That’s probably why I got run over.

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Sep 21, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!” A time traveler walks into a bar.

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Sep 22, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why were the horses so happy? Because they lived in a stable environment.

It's out of this world 🙄

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My friend is making an absolute fortune by selling pictures of salmon dressed up in human clothes. It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

The guy that invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella. But he hesitated.

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Sep 27, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What happens when you boil a funny bone? It becomes a laughing stock.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.

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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him... I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

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Oct 3, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What do you call words that upset rabbits? They're called 'Hare Triggers.'

Damn it, tried to cook myself a vegetarian meal last night, no bloody luck though, couldn't the Vegetarian to go into the microwave........LOL.

A guy walks in to Cocktail Bar with a monkey on his shoulder, places the monkey on the bar, orders 2 drinks, a Manhattan for himself and a double Martini for he monkey. They drink their drinks, the guy orders 2 more and so it goes on for about an ...

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