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Oct 20, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Tejas

Fun fact. One in six people find Russian roulette mind blowing.

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Oct 20, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia

A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.

I shot a man with a paintball gun. Just to watch him dye.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Cut it in triangles and have a piece of π.

I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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Oct 24, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week... Actually it was more of a Spell Check.

My partner said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Oct 25, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C... I said, “No thanks. I’ve heard that pitch.”

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

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Oct 26, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I asked my wife when her birthday was. She said March 1st. So I walked around the room and asked again.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out forest fires of course. Why do elephants have such large, flat feet? To put out burning ducks of course. Why do Rhinos have such large horns? To warn the slow moving pygmies to get out the way of course.

Dear Mathematics, grow up and solve your own problems.

I asked my dog, what's two minus two? It said nothing.

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Oct 30, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? U-R-A-BUS!

You shouldn’t write with a broken pencil. It’s pointless.

Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.

I have a secret baking recipe for bread. It’s on a knead to dough basis.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 5, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"Can you stand on your head?" "Nope. It's too high."

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall... He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

I don't trust the trees in the local park. They seem kind of shady.

Because that’s what it’s all about. Let’s be real.

I don't trust stairs either. They're always up to something

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