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Nov 8, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia

My friend got fired from the banana factory. He kept throwing away the bent ones.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 10, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 10, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?" Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"

I’ve worked out how to make the number 7 even. It’s easy, you just take away the s.

My friend walked into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.

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Nov 13, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why does the milk stool only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder.

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Nov 13, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A real estate agent was showing a woman through a beautiful room at the top of a large hotel. "Now in this wing we have the master bedroom, bath, and den." The woman interrupted suspiciously, "And den what?"

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

I told my family and friends that I’m leaving my job to pursue my lifelong dream of being a plastic surgeon. That should raise a few eyebrows.

It’s expensive swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.

I once got fired from my job at a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I've got a great joke about construction, but am still working on it.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 21, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawal.

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine outside my front door. I didn't know what to make of it.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, unfortunately you people didn't like it.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 24, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A friend of mine always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean... The guy is a legend!

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all ten of them.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 26, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why do archaeologists get all the girls? Because they have the best dating techniques.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. The prices are tearable.

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Nov 28, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What do you call a date with Batman? A Masked Mandate.

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