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Oct 26, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I asked my wife when her birthday was. She said March 1st. So I walked around the room and asked again.

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Oct 26, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out forest fires of course. Why do elephants have such large, flat feet? To put out burning ducks of course. Why do Rhinos have such large horns? To warn the slow moving pygmies to get out the way of course.

Dear Mathematics, grow up and solve your own problems.

I asked my dog, what's two minus two? It said nothing.

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 30, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? U-R-A-BUS!

You shouldn’t write with a broken pencil. It’s pointless.

Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.

I have a secret baking recipe for bread. It’s on a knead to dough basis.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 5, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"Can you stand on your head?" "Nope. It's too high."

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall... He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

I don't trust the trees in the local park. They seem kind of shady.

Because that’s what it’s all about. Let’s be real.

I don't trust stairs either. They're always up to something

My friend got fired from the banana factory. He kept throwing away the bent ones.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 10, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?" Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"

I’ve worked out how to make the number 7 even. It’s easy, you just take away the s.

My friend walked into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.

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Nov 13, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why does the milk stool only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder.

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Nov 13, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A real estate agent was showing a woman through a beautiful room at the top of a large hotel. "Now in this wing we have the master bedroom, bath, and den." The woman interrupted suspiciously, "And den what?"

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

I told my family and friends that I’m leaving my job to pursue my lifelong dream of being a plastic surgeon. That should raise a few eyebrows.

It’s expensive swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.

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