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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Logolept

Why was my Limburger cheese listening to Sly & the Family Stone? Because it was funky.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia

I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point!

I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her.

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.

I had trouble getting into my vacation home in Russia. I had to call a locksmith because I lost my Siberian Housekey. (For Lilac-JadeCanada)

Why was Russia late to the UN meeting? Stalin, as always.

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Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

We'll We'll We'll... If it isn't autocorrect.

Vladimir Putin’s approval rate is 80%. The other 20% are missing.

I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it…

I'm not impatient! I just have a wait problem.

A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.

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I was getting close to retiring and offered my compost business to my son. He replied, “I refuse to work with compost! It’s so degrading!”

1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc; 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters; 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps. ...and that's my Bucket List.

I’ve fallen out with my local farmer. I made plans with him but he baled. It was the final straw.

My friend bought a new electric car. And crashed it straight after leaving the show room. He turned over a new Leaf.

Police arrested two youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Just found two lumps on my car battery. Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

My students and I love creating new words by accident. Today's word is Twiggered When a memory is triggered in your brain and you twig onto why something is happening. Feel free to share and use.

For Valentine’s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I was being stalked.

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Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs. Turtle. She was a bit odd, but tortoise well.

My partner told me I planted the wrong flowers. Oopsie daisy!

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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