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Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from. Want to turn over a new leaf, bud don’t know how.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia

My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere. It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away.

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Mar 12, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I got angry with the mime that lived next door to me. To get even I played a blank CD over and over. That drove him crazy.

I admit that I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.

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Mar 13, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies... My therapist suggested I need an outlet.

I phoned 999 and told the call handler that two men had just broken into my house and stolen my CDs. "Could you please give me a description of them?" the person asked. "Certainly," I replied. "They're round plastic discs on which music or other ...

I work at a shop that was burgled. An investigating officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He didn't seem pleased when I answered: "Kindergarten."

I’m so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person. She asked me, “What are you going to do when we see it?” Me: “We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”

My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business went into liquidation after he started making smoothies.

This joke might be the last straw for some.

I wanted to be a Buddhist monk, but I never got the chants.

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Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I have a new job, telling people about the benefits of dried grapes... I am raisin awareness!

Outstanding in its field.

My doctor said cialis-so I did.

New Zealand is one of the remotest countries in the world. In fact, on average, we have about three remotes per household.

My dogs are called Rolex and Breitling. They’re watchdogs.

My friend, a lawyer, stole my tuxedo after my wedding. I'm filing a lawsuit against him tomorrow morning.

I was never a fan of San Andreas. It’s not my fault.

I arrived early at the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.

Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is from olives.. I'm never buying any more baby oil.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 26, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What do you hear when a Judge is learning to play the piano? The Scales of Justice.

NZ police pick up suspected accomplice after a ram raid at a shopping centre.

A truck carrying a load of toupees crashed on the highway. Police are combing the area.

Police are on the lookout for a shoplifting gang that systematically steals shirts according to size. They are currently at large.

Ask yourself if it’s wise to eat at Sam and Ella’s diner?

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