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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I hate how most funerals are at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though – he woke up!
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Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Retired
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. Short.
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Mar 31, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Retired
Did you hear about to croupier that lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement? He is finding it hard to deal with.
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Mar 31, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer? One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 31, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I was accused of using sodium hydroxide to get rid of a body. But it was all a lye.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I took part in the sun tanning Olympics: I just got Bronze.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Think the price of gas is expensive? Have you seen the price of chimneys? They are going through the roof!
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
My scrotum was sent to a mental asylum. It was a total nutcase.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 4, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I lost an electron. You really have to keep an ion them.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was hoping to take some leftovers from the party, but my plans were foiled.
3 comments
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Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
A man rushed into a doctor’s office, shouting. ‘Help me. Doctor I’m shrinking.” The doctor said, “Now settle down a bit — you’ll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
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Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
What do you do if you are attracted by a gang of clowns. Go for the juggler.
1 comment
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Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
The bandage was wound around the wound. English is so easy.
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Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
Tough teaching day.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it’s more of a wrap
3 comments
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Apr 9, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it is apparent.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 9, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man walks into a bar and orders the latest, seasonal beer. He takes one gulp and nearly chokes. “This beer goes down like sandpaper!” he yells. “Of course,” replies the bartender, “it’s only a rough draft.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 10, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by noworry28
Why yes that makes sense 🤔
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Apr 11, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
I went to my doctor about my crippling fear of palindromes. He put me on Xanax.
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Apr 11, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes. Me: I wish for a world with no lawyers Genie: Done, you have no more wishes Me: But you said three Genie: So sue me
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 12, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Doctor, Doctor, I have a hoarse throat." "Well I hate to break it you, but the resemblance doesn't end there."
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I’ve decided to sell my vaccuum – it was just collecting dust.
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