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Jun 24, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Does the name “Pavlov” ring a bell?

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My friend David had his ID stolen... Now he’s just Dav.

I'm pretty bad at building fences.. Oops, wrong place for this post.

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Jul 9, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."

I thought the word 'Caesarean' began with the letter 'S' but when I looked in the dictionary, it was in the 'C' section.

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Jul 10, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and trembles? A nervous wreck.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's already enlightened.

My friend who is a dairy farmer, has decided to study medicine. He wants to go into a different field.

I used to play triangle in a reggae band...An Ting

My girlfriend just dumped me. She said in a teary tirade: “I can’t take it any more. You’re such a pedant. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you. I’m leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up North ...

I always take a second pair of trousers when I go golfing... in case I get a hole in one.

The teenager at the local fast food restaurant handed me my order and said: "Sorry for the wait.” I replied: "No worries, I’m starting an exercise routine and will lose it eventually.”

My next door neighbour has just bought a few old automobiles, including a Dodge Omni. I think he’s got that car owner virus.

I was going to make a joke about oxygen... But I aired on the side of caution.

I started with a shock 😲

Heard about someone who charges exorbitant amounts for ice cream. He’s a cone shark.

My partner asked for a little peace and quiet whilst cooking dinner. So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours... It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

They want to predict the winner of the race.

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Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3 am... can you believe it!? Luckily I was still up playing the drums.

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Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German man are watching a street performer. While he’s juggling, the street performer notices that the four have a bad view, so he stands on a crate and asks them, “Can you all see me now?” The four...

I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today. He needs to ask for his money back.

A perfectionist walked into a bar. Apparently it wasn’t set high enough.

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