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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
May 20, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My niece calls me Ankles... I call her my Knees.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 21, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend asked me how she looks? I didn’t understand why she was upset with my reply: "With your eyes."
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Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friends ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas... Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 25, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"I stand corrected!" ... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 27, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 28, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby. Who’s the biggest in the family? The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger. ============== A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire". ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with supermarkets. I asked: “Do you want any help with your packing?"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"... By Robin Banks.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
At university I’m taking a class on Braille. The professor said we'll probably touch on everything.
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Posts
Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by BounceBack
Religion is crazy, although maybe see through nightie isn't to bad. (This song is mocking religion, the ending line is quite funny personally. Yet I really hate the absurdness of astrology.) Pete Seeger : Old Time Religion
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
The waiter told me that their restaurant had an all-you-can-eat buffet. I couldn't ask for more.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 3, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. " I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 4, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
When Joseph Swan developed an experimental light bulb, did a candle appear above his head?
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 6, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant beside the airport terminal. I don’t think it will take off.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 7, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by noworry28
Minty fresh toe.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 7, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 12, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My partner and I were having an argument about whose turn it was to do the laundry. In the end, I threw in the towel.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 14, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I've just started knitting for the Mafia. They call me Scarf Ace.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 15, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I replied that I didn’t know he played cricket.
3 comments
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Jun 16, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
An actor friend got a part in a version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but it wasn’t the one he wanted. He wasn’t happy.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 19, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals. It was sole destroying.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 20, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My doctor told me I have an unhealthy obsession with iPads. So he gave me some tablets.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.
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Posts
Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by noworry28
Coworkers dating.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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