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Most Commented Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 101 / 141) Posts by anyone

May 21, 2024May 2024

I grew up in a rough area... As a child people would cover me in chocolate, cream and put a Cherry on my head... It was tough in the Gateau.

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Jun 2, 2024Jun 2024

Posted by Zealandia

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when the police pull him over. They smell alcohol on the priest's breath. "Have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest says: "Good...

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Jun 5, 2024Jun 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing. ''Bowing'', I thank you I thank you ..........

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Jun 14, 2024Jun 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my aunt?" Bill said, "Sure." So Joe takes out a picture. Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!" Joe says, "Well sure it is... it's my Aunt Chovy!"

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Jun 21, 2024Jun 2024

Posted by Zealandia

My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, ...

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office. I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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Jul 30, 2024Jul 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Can’t trust those aliens.

A little boy was walking down a dirt road with no houses around. He sees a house and knocks on the door and an old man answered the door...hi son, what can i do for ya? Little boy says, well i was just looking in your yard and saw a fishing pond. ...

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Sep 11, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A guy gets bitten by a zombie but he hasn't completely turned yet. The end of his finger fell off so he handed it to a non-infected man saying, "This can happen to you, now run!" Before running, the appreciative man looks back and says, "Thanks for ...

Started a new job as a delivery man today. When I got to my first address there was a sticky note on the door saying, "Dear Mr Delivery Man we're out, please hide in garage." That was eight hours ago and still nobody's found me.

The coffee shop had a sign that said "No WiFi, pretend it's 1973!" So, I paid 10¢ for my coffee and lit a cigarette.

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Oct 5, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by anglophone

Q: What do you get if you drop a grand piano on a child? A: A flat minor.

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Oct 10, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My son will need to be arrested for sending me this one.... Who can drink 2 gallons of gas? Jerry can

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Oct 22, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Did a little mechanical work today... I put a rear end in a recliner.

My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So I bought her a candle.

A telemarketer called & asked to speak to whoever runs the household. So I passed the phone to my cat.

I have bought my wife a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Apparently you can't use “beef stew” as a password. It's not stroganoff.

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Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother? Sudden Lee.

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Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by p-nullifidian

The receptionist entered the psychiatrist’s office, “Doctor, there’s a man in the waiting room who thinks he’s invisible! What should I tell him?” The psychiatrist replied, “Tell him I can’t see him today.”

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Jul 25, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?" I said, "Not at all." He said, "KISS?" I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."

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