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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Dec 30, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Zealandia
This New Year I resolve to be less awesome... Since that is really the only thing I do in excess.
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Jan 13, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Severnman
In Britain, it's called a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we were just raised differently.
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Jan 22, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A penguin walks into a bar. He goes to the counter and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" Bartender replies, "I don't know, what does he look like?"
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Feb 4, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you know that french fries weren’t first cooked in France? They’re actually cooked in Greece.
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Feb 6, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
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Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
It’s a bit too early for a tropical cyclone joke…. I’ll wait for everything to blow over first.
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Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
Today I discovered that if you tip your canoe over you can use it as a hat. Because it's capsized.
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Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Lawyer: "Is it a crime to throw sodium in your enemy's eyes?" Judge: "Yes, that's assault." Lawyer: "I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"
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Feb 14, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My friend asked me: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" I replied: "Yes, it's February 14th.”
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Feb 22, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I was watching a marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another as an egg. I thought, Now, this could be interesting.
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Mar 3, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
If you're towing a speedboat... ...are you pulling a fast one?
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Mar 5, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I saw the world’s largest egg this week. That will take some beating.
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Mar 6, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I got a joke about polyester... It’s great material.
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Mar 9, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I just got a job making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.
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Mar 13, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife and I sometimes disagree about whether to add eggs to cream. Custardy disputes are always rough.
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Mar 14, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today's groaner....
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Mar 17, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
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Mar 17, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Moravian
I bought a thesaurus in a charity shop and when I got it home I found that all the pages were blank. There are no words to describe how annoyed I was.
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Mar 18, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Monday - Greg Tuesday - Ian Wednesday - Greg Thursday - Ian Friday - Greg Saturday - Ian Sunday - Greg The Gregorian Calendar
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Mar 28, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve started a chicken dating site. Not full time, but enough to make hens meet.
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Apr 8, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Tesla mogul Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange. You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.
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Apr 8, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds. They’ve left no tern unstoned.
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Apr 20, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Exasperated, she asked her spouse "Please stop peeing in the shower, it's gross." He frowned, retorting defensively "Oh come on, hun! It's not that big a deal. A bunch of people pee in the shower. It just washes down the drain..." She sighed ...
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Apr 22, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Underwear bandit caught. Admits brief crime spree.
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Apr 28, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
So I walked into the sea holding a tub of humus and the bloke shouted "What are you doing?"... I said "I'm taking a dip in the ocean" ...
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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