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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
We'll We'll We'll... If it isn't autocorrect.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 26, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it…
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 26, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by August1
I'm not impatient! I just have a wait problem.
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Feb 27, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by handell
Please enter some more text
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 28, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was getting close to retiring and offered my compost business to my son. He replied, “I refuse to work with compost! It’s so degrading!”
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 1, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc; 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters; 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps. ...and that's my Bucket List.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 3, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend bought a new electric car. And crashed it straight after leaving the show room. He turned over a new Leaf.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 5, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Budgie
My students and I love creating new words by accident. Today's word is Twiggered When a memory is triggered in your brain and you twig onto why something is happening. Feel free to share and use.
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Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs. Turtle. She was a bit odd, but tortoise well.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from. Want to turn over a new leaf, bud don’t know how.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 15, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I work at a shop that was burgled. An investigating officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He didn't seem pleased when I answered: "Kindergarten."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business went into liquidation after he started making smoothies.
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Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I have a new job, telling people about the benefits of dried grapes... I am raisin awareness!
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 7, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Got a job working in a hayfield. After one day, I bailed.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 9, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
If you want to give someone a back-handed compliment, just tell them they have really nice knuckles.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 11, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 12, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I thought I might do well in my rugby history test. But unfortunately I didn’t pass.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 13, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 17, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My fear of moving stairs escalates.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 21, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 27, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Somebody drove past me on a tractor yelling "The end of the world is nigh!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 30, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
During my job interview I was asked: “After a long week how do you normally recharge your batteries?” "Through high voltage nipple clamps” wasn’t the answer they were expecting.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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