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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 9, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a Magician without magic? .......Ian.
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Aug 13, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by anglophone
Question: My clock keeps jumping from 4:03 to 4:05. It also gains two minutes every day. Why is this? Answer: 4:04 is "minute not found". (I'll leave quietly.)
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What is the oldest animal? The Zebra. Why you ask... it's because it's still in black and white
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 16, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name? Alice: Ballpoint. Carol: Is that his real name? Alice: No, that’s his pen name.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied "No... She responded: "How about now?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 28, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 28, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Dad to his son: “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?!” Son: “Go on, then.” Dad growls: “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” Son: “Dad, that’s Superman!” Dad: “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 18, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by Zealandia
A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the motorway earlier today. Amazingly, there has been no congestion for 8 hours.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 18, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Our neighbour when I was growing up was in the Mafia, but he was a nice guy. He would regularly give me five bucks just to start his car.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 20, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by EricJones
My doctor said cialis-so I did.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 25, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was never a fan of San Andreas. It’s not my fault.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 26, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is from olives.. I'm never buying any more baby oil.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 27, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
NZ police pick up suspected accomplice after a ram raid at a shopping centre.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I hate how most funerals are at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.
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Mar 31, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer? One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 31, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I was accused of using sodium hydroxide to get rid of a body. But it was all a lye.
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Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
My scrotum was sent to a mental asylum. It was a total nutcase.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 4, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I lost an electron. You really have to keep an ion them.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was hoping to take some leftovers from the party, but my plans were foiled.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it’s more of a wrap
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why was Cinderella so bad at sports? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 15, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.
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Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
Timing is everything.
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Apr 19, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 22, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I thought of becoming a witch, but I can’t spell worth a damn.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

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Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

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Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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