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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

I was hitchhiking the other day, and a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks - I'm not going that far."

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child ... eventually.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Figured I'd write a cheesy joke. What's everybody's plans for Good Friday and Easter Sunday? Anyone going to church?

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954

One of the many things I love about the English language is that it has Irony built into it. Hypenated. Non-hyphenated. Monosyllabic

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

Thank goodness for uber

A guys heart stops on the operating table. He dies and goes to hell. Its great, people are drinking and having sex all over the place. He thinks " I am going to like it here. " Then doctors shock him back to life and he recovers but he still ...

Here’s an oldie I remember: A man’s foot is talking to his penis, discussing who has a worse life. Foot: You think you’ve got it bad? I get shoved in a sweat sock, then in a smelly sneaker, then we run two miles every other day! And this ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 31, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What do you call a cow that twitches? Beef jerky.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

I just found out the word origin for the word "vegetarian". It is a Native American word for lousy hunter.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Here's a cheesy joke for you all. At this very moment while typing and reading on the agnostic site, I am listening to some Gregorian Chant music. Actually it's not a joke. I really am listening to it. :-p

Two buffalos on the prairie. One says to the other " You are one sorry excuse for a buffalo. Look at you, you`re minging, your fur is all hanging down and as for the smell don`t get me started " Second buffalo says " I think I have just heard a ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Once upon a time there was a monastery in the Himalayas where the friars decided that to raise money for expenses they would run a flower shop. And they gathered unusual species from all over to grow in a greenhouse and sell in the shop. One day they...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A little girl went with her grandfather when he went to the barbershop for a haircut. She stood and watched while the barber worked. Then she decided she wanted a snack so she got a Twinkie out of her purse and started eating it. “Be careful,” ...

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

My mate Dave loved old farming memorabilia. He collected bits of ploughs, reaping machines and parts of early tractors. His wife Shirley tolerated this obsession because she loved him so but when she fell pregnant, enough was enough and she put her ...

Truth: I have a twin sister, and before you ask we are not identical. I do get that a lot. I figure either they don't know what identical means or I have to stop warring dresses. Another fact is that she was born at 11:30 pm and I was born at 11:59...

True story; Many years ago my mate Bob had a boat in north Wales. After the two of us sailing past the great Orme and battling tides and currents all day we moored up in the town of Bangor, where we went for much needed meal. The cafe owner was a ...

A man traveling in the country side stops in a bar for a drink. He asks the var tender what the sign posted behind him was about. "Oh, we have the most depressed horse ever out back in the stable. I will give a free drink to anyone who can make ...

For Easter!! Jesus walks into a motel. Throws a bunch of nails on the counter and asks the clerk, "Can you put me up for the night?

Another one for Easter!!1 Why does Jesus hate M&M's??/ When he tries to eat them they fall through the holes in his hands.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954

Pizza math - feckin' hilarious!

The reason women have trouble. Measuring things they have been told all their adult lives this is 8 inches

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