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Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

If three people get together, they call it a threesome. If two people get together, they call it a twosome. I think I figured out why some people call me handsome.

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Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb

I commented on a woman's facebook picture today and she called me a creepy stalker. So I backed my car out of her driveway and went home.

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Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Presley1209

Why do women get crows feet faster than men? Cuz they say "SUCK WHAT?" ? But men are getting them faster cuz they say "PLEASE!?"

No matter how you feel about warts, they have a way of growing on you.

When I was 16, got a date with a girl. She told me, "tonights the night. I'm gonna give it up to you, make sure and bring a condom!" So I go to a drugstore in another neighborhood to buy some condoms. The Druggist asks me "Got big plans for ...

I'd say that having the bones in your neck fused is a pretty big decision, but once you do it, you'll never look back.

I'm not trying to brag or anything, but one time I went skinny dipping in Loch Ness, and they're STILL talking about it

All I ask is for the opportunity to prove that money can't make me happy.

Hans and Ida have been married for forty years, so Fran asked Han the secret to a long marriage. Han replied, "Well, you know, you need to be sensitive to your partners needs. For example, ten years ago Ida said she missed the old country. So of ...

A woman is checking out her purchases at Target, and the cashier does a price check over the loudspeaker system for tampons. Unfortunately, just prior to this price check another cashier had just asked for a price check for tacks in the hardware ...

Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.

Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the elevator.

Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

Henry comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?” “No”, she replies sleepily. “I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there,...

I bought a new thesaurus today. It's nothing to write house about.

What do you think of the Grand Canyon as a whole?

Hoof Hearted ... Ice Melted ... I think you're foolish yet.

The doorbell rings, and a woman answers it. There on the porch is a rather large snail. She screams and picks it up and flings it across the yard. Two days later, the doorbell rings again. When the woman answers, there sits the snail. He looks ...

Chinese food to go $15. Six-pack of beer $8. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless.

I would tell you a secret about a Lion, a Witch and a wardrobe. But quite frankly, it's Narnia business.

I love performing magic for kids, but recently I performed for an incontinence conference. Had them laughing so hard, there wasn't a dry seat in the house!

Cigarettes are just like squirrels. They're not dangerous until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.

During church the preacher asked the people what they wanted him to pray for. One man requested he pray for his hearing. The preacher spit on his finger, stuck it in the man's ear, and fervently prayed for the man for minutes. After, he said to the ...

Over 40 years ago I moved out of my parents house and I couldn't afford to pay the electric bill. It was the darkest time of my life!

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