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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb

Exaggerations went up by like a million percent last year.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb

I once gave up my seat for a lady, and that's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

The 1 cause of dry skin is bath towels!

How does one circumcise a whale? 4 skindivers!

A joke from my 5 year old: You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in water. If it sinks: girl ant If it floats: buoyant {cue groans}

I went on a blind date one time. "So then, what do you do for a living?" she asked. "Guess," I said. "Are you a hypnotist?" she said. "No," I laughed. "Why would you say that?" "Because my friend told me you were good looking."

I hate people that take drugs......for example: airport security....

Almost late getting to work tonight, I had to stop and get my dog a birthday present. I wouldn't mind but it's the 7th time this year

My new neighbor just sneezed, so by instinct and good manners I said bless you. She said thanks, but she was a little confused that her closet was talking to her

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

To find out if you're old, fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you're still young. If they panic and run to help you, you're old.

Ben Affleck, George Clooney, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. Ben Affleck said, "I'll direct." Clooney said, "I'll produce." And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

I used to get annoyed at all the misspellings and grammar errors men make in text conversations. Then I realised I should give them a break. It's tough to type with one hand.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

Lost my temper with my teenager and called him a Son of Bitch. Then I realised it was a self fulfilling prophecy.

My friend, who's a smith, gave me a dog. As soon as we got home, it made a bolt for the door.

A rabbit would come by every day, and I always left food out for him. One day, he simply stopped coming. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.

An idiot walks into a police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders a desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. The officer says, Who killed Abraham Lincoln?” “I don’t ...

A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.” The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog ...

Hmmm, so now it is talking animal jokes, eh? A man sees a sign reading "Talking dog for sale – cheap. Inquire wii" Curious, he rang the doorbell. After the owner answered the door, the man asked if the sign was a joke or what. The owner of the ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A Shetland pony goes into a drugstore and says, “I’d like some throat lozenges please; I’m a little hoarse.”

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A duck goes into a drugstore and says, “I’d like some Chapstick, please; just put it on my bill.”

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Once upon a time there was a zoo in West Virginia that specialized in rare and unusual animals. One day, sadly, its albino toucan died. So the zoo assigned their caretaker Fred to go to Africa to get a new one. But they could't afford to send him on ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

The church needed a new bell ringer, so the preacher was trying out applicants. A small man with no arms comes in. “You have no arms! How are you going to ring the bell?” the preacher asked. The man said, “Just watch,” and he ran full speed ...

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