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Oldest Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 22 / 141) Posts by anyone

Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

My girlfriend and I turned up at a fancy dress party in jeans and t-shirts. When the guy at the door asked what we had come as I answered " A turtle. " " Who`s that? " looking at my girlfriend. " Oh that`s Michele "

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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. And the bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

An Englishman, Scotsman, and an Irishman are in a pub together and each orders a pint of ale. The Englishman notices a fly in his ale and exclaims "Bartender – there's a fly in my ale. I demand a fresh pint." The Scotsman also notices a fly in ...

My brother has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I called my boss and said, "I won't be coming in today. My doctor says I suffer from selective hearing." "That's not even a medical condition," he said, "You better get here immediately or else." I said, "Thanks so much for understanding. See you ...

My friend joined some group called Self Love Anonymous, but then he had to call and tell them he wasn't going to be at the meeting because he just wasn't feeling himself that day

Old McDonald had OCD...E E I I O.

The other day a clown held the door open for me. I thought, "What a nice jester."

I entered the bedroom and noticed my wife was admiring herself in front of the mirror. I asked what she was doing, and she replied: "My doctor says I have the breasts of a 20-year-old." I replied: "And what did your doctor say about your ...

A divorce hearing. Mickey Mouse is suing Minnie on the grounds of adultery. On cross-examination, Minnie's attorney says: "Mr. Mouse, you accused my client of adultery, yet on direct examination, you stated that she is crazy. Would you care to ...

Wife comes home and says to her husband: "I just won the lottery! Pack your bags." Husband replies: "For someplace warm, or cold?" Wife: "I don't care. Just get out!"

My uncle got arrested for selling illegal hair products. They threw him in gel

A woman last night said, "Why are you following me?" I said, "I'm not; it's just a coincidence that we've walked the same way." She said, "Get out of my house."

I talked to a friend in payroll yesterday. I now understand why women have BREASTS! Women have breasts so payroll knows who to give the smaller pay checks too

A guy was on vacation in the north woods, and got bored one night. He asked the locals about any kind of entertainment, only to have the owner of the general store tell him about the moose dancing socials at a local pond. The guy was skeptical, but...

Q. What did the skeleton order when it walked into a bar? A. A beer and a mop.

A church was planning to send missionaries to the Congo. They managed to get Pepsi to sponsor the mission. They took an entire truck load of Pepsi into the back country. When they first encounter natives they are thrown into a huge pot for stew or ...

I had lunch in a cafe yesterday and the waitress said " You had the Oasis soup. " I said " What do you mean? " " You got a roll with it "

My psychiatrist said I have an overactive imagination, but I knew he was full of it because I'm not even seeing a psychiatrist

A guy wanted to know the secret of existence, and heard about a guru living high atop a mountain who had the answer. The guy sold everything he had and traveled around the world to find the mountain. He trekked through dense jungles, slogged ...

One more missionary joke. A missionary is trying to teach a tribe of natives english. He has the tribes leader out walking with him pointing things out and telling the native the English word for them. He points at a tree and says tree until the ...

A little American Indian boy asked his father why his name was so different than the other little boys at school. His father replied that in our culture it is customary that we give the child a name that is related to someg we see ly after the birth....

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Apr 16, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 5082gregory

Why did the man tip toe when he walked passed the medicine cabinet? He did not want to wake up the sleeping pills.

My wife called and said, "Can I get you anything?" I said, "Get me something to make me look sexy." You know what she got? Drunk

A gorilla walks into the Dairy Queen and orders a sundae. The clerk is pretty surprised, but decides to go along and fill the order. The clerk relaxes a little when the gorilla hands him a fifty dollar bill, because he thinks, "What could an ape ...

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