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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
What is a cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
What is a dog? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Two old sweats soldiers in a nursing home. One says " You know charlie, that stuff they used to put in our tea during the war to stop us thinking about sex? " " Yes Bill, what of it " " Well I think it`s starting to work "
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Jesusluvsu
A cruise ship wrecks out in the middle of the ocean and sinks. The only survivors are a man, a dog and a pig who eventually wash up on shore of a deserted island. They survive for months on the natural resources of the island and have formed a ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
I like to watch scary movies from behind the sofa. That way my neighbours won't realise I'm there
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
Great news. I became a very proud father, TODAY. My son 4 years old but I always felt he was a boring little shit for the last 3 years
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
I was talking to a North African girl recently in her native language. We really clicked
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
CORNY ONE LINERS PART TWO. 6. Sign in a Chinese pet store: "buy one dog, get one flea" 7. I have my own little world. But it's ok...they know me here. 8. I got a sweater for christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 9. If flying is so safe,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
CORNY ONE LINERS PART THREE. 11. The most precious thing we have is life...yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 12. There are two sides to every divorce...yours and shead's. 13. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
CORNY ONE LINERS PART FOUR. 16. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. 17. I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's been giving me lately. 18. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
CORNY ONE LINERS PART FIVE (last set). 21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? 22. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? 23. Snowmen fall from heaven ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
PUNS, PUNS, AND MORE PUNS. Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. My wife really likes to make pottery, but to it's just kiln time. ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A linguistics professor was lecturing in his usual authoritative manner. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by ollieberry
It was so cold out today...How cold was it?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
THINGS TO PONDER... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible? ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
If Jesus fed the multitude today! HA!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
What it felt like walking in my sons' bedrooms when they were younger!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A very true statement!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
This is way too funny and way too creepy...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Such a true, sad statement...<sigh>
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Very true in many public bathrooms. Sometimes I'll just skip it and hope I can make it home! :-)
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
He hasn't been found yet...he's good, real good.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Be honest, how many of you have done this? I'm guilty of it. The last time was yesterday on the way home from work.
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