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One time there was a costume party in town, where a man and a woman came in, both practically nude. The guy had a string around his waist, with a potato dangling in front of his genitals. The woman also had a string with a lemon in front of her ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

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Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? There making headlines everywhere!

A stranger enters a small town saloon and orders a drink. A seductive lady comes up to him. They chit chat and she offers him to go up to a room upstairs. They get mind blowing oral . After a nap, the guy gets out of bed, gets dressed then heads for...

Favorite Spike Milligan joke A guy goes on holiday to Spain and when he gets back he finds that his flat has been burgled. They have taken absolutely everyg, furniture, pictures, light fittings, carpets etc, and replaced them with exact replicas. So ...

I tried to be polite and open the door for this lady, but she just kept yelling, "Occupied!"

I totally freaked out my UPS driver today when I came to the door completely naked. Was she shocked by my nakedness or that I knew where she lived?

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but I dumped her because she was seeing someone on the side.

My gay neighbor gave me a sex tape of him and his husband for my birthday. I think he misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch."

So, it is pig jokes now, eh? A fella was driving down a country road. Needing directions, when he spotted a farmer and a pig in a barnyard he stopped to ask. He noticed that the pig only had three legs, so he asked the farmer about that. The farmer...

Here's a classic: Two guys are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in his head and he doesn't appear to be breathing. His buddy takes out his cell phone and immediately calls 911. Gasping, he says...

A guy was driving down a country road when he spotted a farmer holding a pig in his arms. The pig was eating apples off a tree, and the guy got very curious. He leaned out the window and said, "Isn't that kind of time consuming?" The farmer shook ...

What’s the difference between an elephant and a zippo? One weighs a ton, the other’s a little lighter

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said: “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.” The next day the father ...

My great great grandmother was a prostitute on a wagon train. She was a westward ho.

I traded a deer for an entire box of dynamite. I got a lot of bang for my buck.

I accidentally laid a melting chocolate bar on my 1040 form. I fudged a bit on my income taxes

I bought a toilet brush a few days ago. Long story short... I'm going back to paper

A good one for this group... A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand."

I have this gay friend, he is a big guy with a beard. Now most of the time he is very happy with his sexuality, size etc. but sometimes he gets depressed. I guess he is a bi-polar bear.

Two political jokes that don`t mention politics. A guy driving though Ireland asks " Can you tell me how to get to cork? " " Well if I were you I wouldn't have started from here " Two drunks in a bar. First one says " If I had 2 million dollars. I...

I like jokes that say something about life. For example if this is your relationship then.... Two gamblers at a poker table and one says " This game is rigged I`m leaving " Second guy says " Yeah I know it`s fixed but it`s the only game in town "

Three young women are in the waiting room at their Obstetrician's office. Two of the three have seen the doctor previously. One of those two says: "The doctor says that we are going to have a boy because he was on top when we conceived." The second ...

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Herpes.

According to a recent survey, most couples have sex doggie style. He sits up and begs for half an hour, then she rolls over and plays dead.

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