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Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Picapj71

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You pinch its nose...

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Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954

A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. Confused, he asks the bartender “why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?” The bartender says “I’m glad you asked, currently we have a challenge going on ...

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Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954

A guy walks into a bar. There's only him and the bartender. After serving his patron, the bartender goes to the end of a long bar to dry glasses. The guy sips his drink. While doing so he hears "NICE SUIT!"...he looks around. There's no one else in ...

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me. I said, "Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2015." "Really?" he said. "No."

Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie, but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

A gorilla walks into the Dairy Queen and orders a sundae. The clerk is pretty surprised, but decides to go along and fill the order. The clerk relaxes a little when the gorilla hands him a fifty dollar bill, because he thinks, "What could an ape ...

My wife called and said, "Can I get you anything?" I said, "Get me something to make me look sexy." You know what she got? Drunk

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Apr 16, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 5082gregory

Why did the man tip toe when he walked passed the medicine cabinet? He did not want to wake up the sleeping pills.

A little American Indian boy asked his father why his name was so different than the other little boys at school. His father replied that in our culture it is customary that we give the child a name that is related to someg we see ly after the birth....

One more missionary joke. A missionary is trying to teach a tribe of natives english. He has the tribes leader out walking with him pointing things out and telling the native the English word for them. He points at a tree and says tree until the ...

A guy wanted to know the secret of existence, and heard about a guru living high atop a mountain who had the answer. The guy sold everything he had and traveled around the world to find the mountain. He trekked through dense jungles, slogged ...

My psychiatrist said I have an overactive imagination, but I knew he was full of it because I'm not even seeing a psychiatrist

I had lunch in a cafe yesterday and the waitress said " You had the Oasis soup. " I said " What do you mean? " " You got a roll with it "

A church was planning to send missionaries to the Congo. They managed to get Pepsi to sponsor the mission. They took an entire truck load of Pepsi into the back country. When they first encounter natives they are thrown into a huge pot for stew or ...

Q. What did the skeleton order when it walked into a bar? A. A beer and a mop.

A guy was on vacation in the north woods, and got bored one night. He asked the locals about any kind of entertainment, only to have the owner of the general store tell him about the moose dancing socials at a local pond. The guy was skeptical, but...

I talked to a friend in payroll yesterday. I now understand why women have BREASTS! Women have breasts so payroll knows who to give the smaller pay checks too

A woman last night said, "Why are you following me?" I said, "I'm not; it's just a coincidence that we've walked the same way." She said, "Get out of my house."

My uncle got arrested for selling illegal hair products. They threw him in gel

Wife comes home and says to her husband: "I just won the lottery! Pack your bags." Husband replies: "For someplace warm, or cold?" Wife: "I don't care. Just get out!"

A divorce hearing. Mickey Mouse is suing Minnie on the grounds of adultery. On cross-examination, Minnie's attorney says: "Mr. Mouse, you accused my client of adultery, yet on direct examination, you stated that she is crazy. Would you care to ...

I entered the bedroom and noticed my wife was admiring herself in front of the mirror. I asked what she was doing, and she replied: "My doctor says I have the breasts of a 20-year-old." I replied: "And what did your doctor say about your ...

The other day a clown held the door open for me. I thought, "What a nice jester."

Old McDonald had OCD...E E I I O.

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