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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
I'd say that having the bones in your neck fused is a pretty big decision, but once you do it, you'll never look back.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Stevil
When I was 16, got a date with a girl. She told me, "tonights the night. I'm gonna give it up to you, make sure and bring a condom!" So I go to a drugstore in another neighborhood to buy some condoms. The Druggist asks me "Got big plans for ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by SKH78
No matter how you feel about warts, they have a way of growing on you.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Presley1209
Why do women get crows feet faster than men? Cuz they say "SUCK WHAT?" ? But men are getting them faster cuz they say "PLEASE!?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
I commented on a woman's facebook picture today and she called me a creepy stalker. So I backed my car out of her driveway and went home.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
If three people get together, they call it a threesome. If two people get together, they call it a twosome. I think I figured out why some people call me handsome.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
I never used to like facial hair, but it's really starting to grow on me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Studmanhole
Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres died? She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I just got a book on Stockholm syndrome. I hated it at first but now I love it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Agnes and Arnold were an old married couple, both well into their 70`s. One night in bed Agnes asks him " Arnold, were you ever unfaithful to me? " " Yes Agnes, I must confess that I once was. Only once though in all the years we have been wed. " " ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Why are there no screws in a lesbian bed? Because its all tongue-n-groove.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
I used to be obsessed with my own footprints, but luckily that's all behind me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
Probably wouldn't have had that awful Vegas movie then...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
Happens every time...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
Questions the bibble never answers!
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
Of such small things are great events made...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
But, he was a step up...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
Was in the quacks the other day when I suddenly noticed that he had a big long suppository stuck behind his ear - " Doc why is that suppository behind your ear?" "Damn some bastards got my pen stuck up his arse again!" Said the good doctor.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 6, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Tomfoolery33
Another one that cracked me up.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 5, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TerriCity
A Catholic priest once described the hearing of the confessions of nuns as like being stoned to death with popcorn.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 5, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Tomfoolery33
Laughed hard at this one.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 5, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Monad
A Roman walks into a bar
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
An old farmer and his wife are going to town on their mule-drawn wagon. After a bit, the mule stops. The farmer can't get it to move, so he gets out goes up to the mule shakes his finger and says "that's one." A short while later the mule stops ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
Father O'Shaughnessy Has a Meeting. Father O'Shaughnessy was nervous because he had been summoned to the office of the bishop downtown. The priest was known to imbibe, and just last Sunday had consumed a little bit too much of the sacramental wine ...
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