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I went on a blind date one time. "So then, what do you do for a living?" she asked. "Guess," I said. "Are you a hypnotist?" she said. "No," I laughed. "Why would you say that?" "Because my friend told me you were good looking."

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

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A joke from my 5 year old: You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in water. If it sinks: girl ant If it floats: buoyant {cue groans}

How does one circumcise a whale? 4 skindivers!

The 1 cause of dry skin is bath towels!

I once gave up my seat for a lady, and that's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Exaggerations went up by like a million percent last year.

Over 40 years ago I moved out of my parents house and I couldn't afford to pay the electric bill. It was the darkest time of my life!

During church the preacher asked the people what they wanted him to pray for. One man requested he pray for his hearing. The preacher spit on his finger, stuck it in the man's ear, and fervently prayed for the man for minutes. After, he said to the ...

Cigarettes are just like squirrels. They're not dangerous until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.

I love performing magic for kids, but recently I performed for an incontinence conference. Had them laughing so hard, there wasn't a dry seat in the house!

I would tell you a secret about a Lion, a Witch and a wardrobe. But quite frankly, it's Narnia business.

Chinese food to go $15. Six-pack of beer $8. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless.

The doorbell rings, and a woman answers it. There on the porch is a rather large snail. She screams and picks it up and flings it across the yard. Two days later, the doorbell rings again. When the woman answers, there sits the snail. He looks ...

Hoof Hearted ... Ice Melted ... I think you're foolish yet.

What do you think of the Grand Canyon as a whole?

I bought a new thesaurus today. It's nothing to write house about.

Henry comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?” “No”, she replies sleepily. “I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there,...

Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the elevator.

Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.

A woman is checking out her purchases at Target, and the cashier does a price check over the loudspeaker system for tampons. Unfortunately, just prior to this price check another cashier had just asked for a price check for tacks in the hardware ...

Hans and Ida have been married for forty years, so Fran asked Han the secret to a long marriage. Han replied, "Well, you know, you need to be sensitive to your partners needs. For example, ten years ago Ida said she missed the old country. So of ...

All I ask is for the opportunity to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'm not trying to brag or anything, but one time I went skinny dipping in Loch Ness, and they're STILL talking about it

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