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Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

Best friends – the Rabbi and the priest They were planning to go out for a few drinks, so the Rabbi went over to see if the priest was ready. The priest said, "I have to hear confessions for about one-half hour, but unfortunately I just got a ...

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Apr 2, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by LJ49

Why do Jewish women only date circumcised men? they won't touch anything that isn't at least 20% off.

A doctor and his wife were having a argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so to answer?" "I was in bed."...

SEC JOKES What is a UT cheerleaders first words after she loses her virginity? "GET OFF ME DADDY YOUR CRUSHING MY SMOKES!! What's the difference between an. LSU Cheerleader and a mosquito? When you slap. A mosquito it quits sucking! What's the ...

A newlywed couple take a drive in the country. Being newlyweds and on deserved country roads things between them get a little physical. She removes her clothes and straddles him while driving. He gets really distracted, and beets off the road, the ...

The reason women have trouble. Measuring things they have been told all their adult lives this is 8 inches

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954

Pizza math - feckin' hilarious!

Another one for Easter!!1 Why does Jesus hate M&M's??/ When he tries to eat them they fall through the holes in his hands.

For Easter!! Jesus walks into a motel. Throws a bunch of nails on the counter and asks the clerk, "Can you put me up for the night?

A man traveling in the country side stops in a bar for a drink. He asks the var tender what the sign posted behind him was about. "Oh, we have the most depressed horse ever out back in the stable. I will give a free drink to anyone who can make ...

True story; Many years ago my mate Bob had a boat in north Wales. After the two of us sailing past the great Orme and battling tides and currents all day we moored up in the town of Bangor, where we went for much needed meal. The cafe owner was a ...

Truth: I have a twin sister, and before you ask we are not identical. I do get that a lot. I figure either they don't know what identical means or I have to stop warring dresses. Another fact is that she was born at 11:30 pm and I was born at 11:59...

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

My mate Dave loved old farming memorabilia. He collected bits of ploughs, reaping machines and parts of early tractors. His wife Shirley tolerated this obsession because she loved him so but when she fell pregnant, enough was enough and she put her ...

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A little girl went with her grandfather when he went to the barbershop for a haircut. She stood and watched while the barber worked. Then she decided she wanted a snack so she got a Twinkie out of her purse and started eating it. “Be careful,” ...

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies.

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Once upon a time there was a monastery in the Himalayas where the friars decided that to raise money for expenses they would run a flower shop. And they gathered unusual species from all over to grow in a greenhouse and sell in the shop. One day they...

Two buffalos on the prairie. One says to the other " You are one sorry excuse for a buffalo. Look at you, you`re minging, your fur is all hanging down and as for the smell don`t get me started " Second buffalo says " I think I have just heard a ...

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Here's a cheesy joke for you all. At this very moment while typing and reading on the agnostic site, I am listening to some Gregorian Chant music. Actually it's not a joke. I really am listening to it. :-p

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

I just found out the word origin for the word "vegetarian". It is a Native American word for lousy hunter.

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Mar 31, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What do you call a cow that twitches? Beef jerky.

Here’s an oldie I remember: A man’s foot is talking to his penis, discussing who has a worse life. Foot: You think you’ve got it bad? I get shoved in a sweat sock, then in a smelly sneaker, then we run two miles every other day! And this ...

A guys heart stops on the operating table. He dies and goes to hell. Its great, people are drinking and having sex all over the place. He thinks " I am going to like it here. " Then doctors shock him back to life and he recovers but he still ...

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