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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 14, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!' I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..." And then it hit me.

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 12, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Kynlei

Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they're a solid number two.

I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower’. I think I might have Florets.

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Sep 12, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Two women realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!” yells one of the women. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yell together," said the first. "Good idea," said the other. ...

I dreamed someone was shouting “On your marks… Get Set…” I woke with a start.

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? ...He got a little behind in his work.

Did you hear about the successful farmer? ...He was outstanding in his field.

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Sep 8, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.

Two cowboys get stranded when their horses run off. Starving, they are attempting to find food when one notices a bacon tree off in the distance. The cowboy excitedly runs toward the bacon tree, but is suddenly shot dead. Turns out it wasn't a ...

It’s been a challenge trying to find a keynote speaker for our first ever Impostor Syndrome conference. Everyone I’ve asked has told me that they don’t deserve to be there.

"This is Mr. Wu," says the voice on the phone to the Receptionist, " Have vely bad pain in mouth, need see Dentist urgently today prease." "Yes Mr. Wu," replies the Receptionist, "Two Thirty." "What you broody think sirry woman," yells Mr.Wu, " Of ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 4, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

They told me, "Follow your dreams..." So I went back to bed.

Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 2, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I used to think sticks and stones could break my bones but words could never hurt me ---------- until I fell into a printing press-------

Do I enjoy randomly appointing people to judicial positions? I’ll let you be the judge of that.

Preaching for the Cheeses.

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"You're beautiful and I love you!" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff. My echo replied, "I just want to be friends!"

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"... .... and not "griefcase."

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 28, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 27, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly, and three polars... It's the bear minimum.

I'm really excited for the next autopsy club. It's open Mike night.

It is Roll Call time for the Kids at the local High School. The Teacher is about to begin calling out the names when the door opens and a student walks in. "You're late", she say to him," Where have you been?" "Up Penny lane Miss, up Penny Lane." He ...

I work in a paper factory, where my responsibilities are twofold.

What do you call a pile of coins in the rain? Climate change.

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