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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A nun is shopping for groceries. She is pushing a stroller with a baby that is crying loudly. As she passes by the church, a priest spots her and asks sternly: “What do we have here? A little monastery secret?” “No, Father”, answers the ...
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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by anglophone
Question: What do you get when a pushmi-pullyu goes into reverse gear? Answer: A pullyu-pushmi.
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Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’m seeing a therapist for my kleptomania. Am taking away something valuable from each session.
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Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
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Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by anglophone
Q: Why is an anemic monarch like masturbation? A: Because they are both wan-king.
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Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Why does Grandma spray Windex all over her Medicare co-pay invoices?" "She said she wants a clean bill of health."
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Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Moravian
A woman went into a store and asked for tampax. The hard of hearing storekeeper thought she said tacks and said do you want the type that have to be hammered in or you can push in with your thumb. Poor lady looked horrified.
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Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring.
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Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by noworry28
My neighbor saw me with my car hood up last month when I was putting windshield wiper fluid in my car to refill it. Yesterday he asked me what's the best oil to use for an oil change. I told him Avocado or olive oils are what I use. Now he is mad ...
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Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
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Nov 25, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I love going outdoors. It's so much easier than going out windows.
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Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I saw a giant mouse so I tried to hit it. I now have a lifetime ban from Disneyland.
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Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Moravian
They say one in four men is gay. I have three best friends so I wonder which of them is gay. I hope it's Paul. He is cute !
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Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns... ...but the third has groan in significance.
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Nov 22, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife I saw an alien on the way to work this morning She said “How do you know it’s on its way to work?”
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Nov 19, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Twice a year there is a newsletter released about dried fruit. On those dates, it is raisin awareness of currant events.
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Nov 18, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? "Try Sara's Tops!"
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Nov 18, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Moravian
My son has been wearing a" GO VEGAN "T shirt for the past few days. So far he has been punched, spat on , had a bottle thrown at him. Just wait until he goes outside !
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Nov 17, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I did some acid before I took my vision exam. It went great, I passed with flying colours.
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Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I got in line to watch the Oppenheimer movie around lunchtime, but I realised it was three hours long and I was starving. So I went to the Barbie queue instead.
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Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by anglophone
Did you hear about the odd-ball Chinese gentleman? He was known as Wun Hung Low.
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Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I remember being fed yeast and sitting in the oven. That’s just how I was raised.
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Nov 13, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’m so proud of myself because it only took me six months to complete a jigsaw puzzle. The box said two to four years.
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Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I was reading a book about an immortal dog. It was impossible to put down.
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Nov 6, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Moravian
I wasn't very close to my father when he died. Just as well because he stepped on a landmine.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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