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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Dec 30, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Janet323
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 28, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I saw a coupon for a discount on a vasectomy. I clipped it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 28, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by mzee
any cheese welcome
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 27, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What happens when a police officer gets into bed? He becomes an undercover cop.
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Dec 25, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I had a nightmare of a day, the computers went down and everything had to be done manually. It took me ten minutes just to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
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Dec 24, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 23, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
It’s really hard to define ‘virtue signalling’. As I was saying the other day, to some of my Muslim plus other friends, when we were discussing pronouns over a fair-trade coffee and organic locally sourced vegan muffins in our local feminist ...
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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I don't believe in intuition, but I have a strange feeling that one day I will.
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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by anglophone
"Let go of my Great Tits!" screamed the ornithologist.
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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!
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Dec 20, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Difference between a cult and a religion. In a cult, there's a guy at the top that knows it's a scam. In a religion, that guy is dead.
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Dec 17, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
For sale: Midwife text books. (Can deliver)
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 17, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
For something different, I asked Chat GTP the following: “Create a joke suitable to post on cheesy jokes group in the agnostic.com website.” ChatGTP: "Why don't agnostics ever play hide and seek? Because even if you find them, you're still ...
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Dec 16, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Dec 15, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I did a sponsored walk once. In the end, I’d managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
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Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’m writing a book about an American who falls off a cruise ship and washes up on the shore of a land run by Satan-worshipping extraterrestrial lizard people. Am calling it “Gullible’s Travels.”
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Dec 13, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A real legal transcript: Bailiff to Defendant: Are you going to hire your own attorney or get a court appointed? Defendant: I'm going to represent myself. Bailiff: Do you have any legal knowledge? Defendant (dead serious): I've watched a few ...
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Dec 11, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Dec 11, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 10, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by 273kelvin
A young Scottish couple Angus and Morag were on a romantic picnic. Morag asks "Penny for your thoughts?" Angus replies "I was thinking of putting my arm around you" Morag smiles, moves closer and Angus puts his arm around her. Then she asks again ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 10, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Moravian
Eye catching.
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Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I just ordered a new font to be delivered. I think it’s coming via courier.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I saw a man stealing groceries the other day while on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He got charged with shoplifting on two counts.
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Dec 8, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

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Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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