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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 14, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

I woke up this morning with a piece of string in between my teeth. I said to her "That better be a fcking tea bag"

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Aug 13, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and...(pause)...... cola." "Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them."

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Aug 13, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles... He kept leaving little messages around the house.

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Aug 13, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by matthew1954

A Classic Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. 'I think my friend is dead!' he yells. 'What can I do?' The operator says, ...

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Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, "Fool." Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced, "I have known many an instance of a...

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Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

And the unexpected winner of the race was... The Barber... however he did do a short cut.

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Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid

One dark and stormy night there was a terrible shipwreck, The following morning the only survivors; a man, a Rottweiler and a pig found themselves washed ashore on a deserted island. Determined to make the best of things the man built a shelter and...

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Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Davethecrow

I asked my friend pass me a newspaper, and he replied "newspaper? In this age of freely available unbiased information, you still want a newspaper? Here, use my laptop" Poor fucking wasp didn't know what hit it....

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Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Well here is just one thing that I miss about the rotary phone. if you got mad at someone you could really get them by slamming the phone down. I tried that the other day and forgot and I broke my damn cell phone. DAMN IT!

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: Before you leave, I want you to hear ...

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Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A not so bright young lady in the pet shop ask about buying a gold fish. The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium. Her reply was, "I don't care what sign it is."

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Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Gonzogopher

Atheism is a non Prophet organization!

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Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid

A guy stops to pick up a hitchhiker late at night on a lonely road. "Thanks" said the hitchhiker, "but I could have been anybody, an axe murderer even. Wern't you afraid?" "No" said the driver. "What are the odd of two being in the same car at ...

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Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid

Posted by closetolucid

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

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Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid

Yesterday I saw a woman in the park dragging a dog lead behind her so I asked her "why are you dragging that lead?" and she said "have you tried pushing it"

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Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Woman customer in restaurant: "I'd like a margarita please." Waiter: "I'll need to see your ID." Customer (giggling while showing her ID): "You think I look like a teenager?" Waiter: "No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount."

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Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

I was talking to someone, and they asked how I do my meds. I said I take a handful, twice a week.

A guy heard the phone ringing at two in the morning. He answered it and then said, "How the hell would I know? It's over a hundred miles away." When his wife asked him what that was about, he said, "Some stupid sonofabitch wanted to know if the ...

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Aug 9, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Just saw this from one of my musician friends on Facebook....... When my girlfriend WEARS ONE OF MY shirts or sweaters it's okay.But if I wear one of her dresses.. suddenly. WE NEED TO TALK! LMFAO Musicians are crazy as hell.

An American sky diver was doing a jump in Saudi Arabia. As he was going down he could hear the wind whistling around his body. ssssssssssssssssssssssssss. When it was time to pull the rip cord, nothing happened. "Oh dear god please open my chute" ...

This guy is on holidays in Hong Kong, and was on a guided tour through a television factory. As he went around, he noticed a young girl soldering in the back of a T.V. set and said, "excuse me miss, what do you use for flux?". She said "plix"

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