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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
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Dec 15, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I did a sponsored walk once. In the end, Iā€™d managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.
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Dec 16, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 17, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
For something different, I asked Chat GTP the following: ā€œCreate a joke suitable to post on cheesy jokes group in the agnostic.com website.ā€ ChatGTP: "Why don't agnostics ever play hide and seek? Because even if you find them, you're still ...
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Dec 17, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
For sale: Midwife text books. (Can deliver)
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Dec 20, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Difference between a cult and a religion. In a cult, there's a guy at the top that knows it's a scam. In a religion, that guy is dead.
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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!
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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by anglophone
"Let go of my Great Tits!" screamed the ornithologist.
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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I don't believe in intuition, but I have a strange feeling that one day I will.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 23, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Itā€™s really hard to define ā€˜virtue signallingā€™. As I was saying the other day, to some of my Muslim plus other friends, when we were discussing pronouns over a fair-trade coffee and organic locally sourced vegan muffins in our local feminist ...
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Dec 24, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.
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Dec 25, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I had a nightmare of a day, the computers went down and everything had to be done manually. It took me ten minutes just to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 27, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What happens when a police officer gets into bed? He becomes an undercover cop.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 28, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by mzee
any cheese welcome
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 28, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I saw a coupon for a discount on a vasectomy. I clipped it.
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Dec 30, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Janet323
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 25, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Johnljr45
What did the guy say Michael Jackson on the beach? Hey would you get out of my son.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 25, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Johnljr45
How do you get a one-armed Newfie out of a tree? Wave at him!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Woodcarvers are a splinter group.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 1, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Iā€™m afraid of widths. Steven Wright
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Donā€™t knock on deathā€™s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
When I die, I wanna go like my grandpaā€¦peacefullyā€¦sleepingā€¦not screaming, like the passengers in his carā€¦
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
I couldnā€™t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
How much does a pirate pay for corn?.... A buccaneer.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 3, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Triphid
Have you ever wondered why Donald tRump buys his shoes and socks from England and not America? It is because British made footwear ALWAYS has the letters T.G.I.F, (Toes Go In First) printed in huge letters on them.
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