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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Nov 19, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Twice a year there is a newsletter released about dried fruit. On those dates, it is raisin awareness of currant events.
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Nov 22, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife I saw an alien on the way to work this morning She said “How do you know it’s on its way to work?”
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Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns... ...but the third has groan in significance.
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Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Moravian
They say one in four men is gay. I have three best friends so I wonder which of them is gay. I hope it's Paul. He is cute !
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Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I saw a giant mouse so I tried to hit it. I now have a lifetime ban from Disneyland.
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Nov 25, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I love going outdoors. It's so much easier than going out windows.
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Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
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Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by noworry28
My neighbor saw me with my car hood up last month when I was putting windshield wiper fluid in my car to refill it. Yesterday he asked me what's the best oil to use for an oil change. I told him Avocado or olive oils are what I use. Now he is mad ...
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Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring.
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Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Moravian
A woman went into a store and asked for tampax. The hard of hearing storekeeper thought she said tacks and said do you want the type that have to be hammered in or you can push in with your thumb. Poor lady looked horrified.
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Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Why does Grandma spray Windex all over her Medicare co-pay invoices?" "She said she wants a clean bill of health."
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Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by anglophone
Q: Why is an anemic monarch like masturbation? A: Because they are both wan-king.
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Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
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Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’m seeing a therapist for my kleptomania. Am taking away something valuable from each session.
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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by anglophone
Question: What do you get when a pushmi-pullyu goes into reverse gear? Answer: A pullyu-pushmi.
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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A nun is shopping for groceries. She is pushing a stroller with a baby that is crying loudly. As she passes by the church, a priest spots her and asks sternly: “What do we have here? A little monastery secret?” “No, Father”, answers the ...
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Dec 8, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.
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Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I saw a man stealing groceries the other day while on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He got charged with shoplifting on two counts.
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Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I just ordered a new font to be delivered. I think it’s coming via courier.
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Dec 10, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Moravian
Eye catching.
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Dec 10, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by 273kelvin
A young Scottish couple Angus and Morag were on a romantic picnic. Morag asks "Penny for your thoughts?" Angus replies "I was thinking of putting my arm around you" Morag smiles, moves closer and Angus puts his arm around her. Then she asks again ...
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Dec 11, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now.
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Dec 11, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Dec 13, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A real legal transcript: Bailiff to Defendant: Are you going to hire your own attorney or get a court appointed? Defendant: I'm going to represent myself. Bailiff: Do you have any legal knowledge? Defendant (dead serious): I've watched a few ...
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Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’m writing a book about an American who falls off a cruise ship and washes up on the shore of a land run by Satan-worshipping extraterrestrial lizard people. Am calling it “Gullible’s Travels.”
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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