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Mar 4, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The other day I yelled into a colander and strained my voice.

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Mar 5, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Arg1929

As I was driving down a rural lane, I saw a man in an open field, dressed like Abe Lincoln, waving his arms and walking around talking to himself. I stopped, and he came over and shook my hand. I asked him what he was doing..."Practicing my ...

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Mar 6, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Tourist: "The flies are awfully thick around here. Don’t you ever shoo them?" Native: "Nope, we just let them go barefoot."

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Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!"

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Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"

A Panda, dressed like a cowboy, with a ten gallon hat and a pair of six-shooters, walks into a Chinese restaurant, and orders a plateful of tender bamboo pieces. The chef goes to the greenhouse, and collects a heaping serving, which the Panda eats ...

If Dracula were an extreme sports nut, would he be called rad Vlad?

I wonder if Sir Patrick Stewart has ever been hoisted on his own Picard?

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Mar 11, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?” “Gladiator?” “No, I really miss her.”

The first time I rode in an elevator it was uplifting. The second time it brought me down. It's a mood changer.

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Mar 15, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair... I’ve heard nothing since.

The talk is Germany is running out of sausages and cheese. They have gone crazy bulk buying to avoid the Wurst Käse scenario.

Interpol are searching for a group of Polish Truck Hijackers who stole and ate at truck load of Laxatives, they have been on the run since December, 2018.

A family of Cannibals are sitting for dinner when the husband suddenly says, " You know, I don't think I like these Mormon Missionaries." His wife just smiles and replies, " That okay my Love, just eat the vegetables then."

A woman goes into the Butcher's shop and asks if he has Chicken Legs. The Butcher replies, " No, Lady it's just the way my trouser legs hang."

With the travel ban to Europe in effect how are the pickpockets and hookers going to survive without american tourists?

Way, way back in the old days when the Police rode about the Outback towns on horse back, the local drunk was sitting by the road-side as the much detested Police Sergeant was riding by. The drunk yells out to the Sergeant, " Hey, your horse is Mare,...

Little Johnny is sitting in class one morning when the Teacher asks who can say the alphabet. Johnny raise his hand quite hurriedly and the Teacher says, " Right Johnny, say your alphabet." Johnny yells, "But Miss,." The Teacher says, " No buts about...

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Mar 19, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital? The hip consultant.

What is the difference between a Proctologist and a Gynaecologist? If the Proctologist slips up he is in paradise.....LOL.

The doorbell rings and a little kid answers it "Hello, son are your parents in?" "No daddy is an astronaut and he is in the space station orbiting the earth. He will be back on Tuesday morning at 10.30am" "Wheres your mommy then?" "Oh, she has gone ...

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Mar 25, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

While I was at the grocery store a very sad looking Monk came down the dairy aisle towards me. From the proper 6 feet away I asked him, “what’s wrong my friend”? He said “I just saw Jesus face in a tub of margarine”. I said ...“Thats ...

We can use this to our advantage....Just sayin'

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Mar 30, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by LetzGetReal

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