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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Now that the morgues are getting full. Will we see a spate of panic-dying?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
I ordered a new doorbell from Amazon but I missed the delivery.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 31, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 1, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by boatdude87
I laughed hard....
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 1, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Due to the quarantine... I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
8 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 3, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man visits his doctor and complains that he feels like he has 5 legs. The doctor asks him how do his pants fit? The man replies, "Like a glove!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 4, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by boatdude87
Tee hee, tee hee...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 4, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by IrishTommy
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. Patient: Give me the good news first. Doctor: You have 24hrs to live. Patient: That's the good news? What the hell is the bad news? Doctor: I should have told you yesterday.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 4, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by boatdude87
Good thing the office was empty when I saw this...I would have gotten some mighty strange looks for laughing as much and as hard as I did...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is when someone or something contravenes the law and illegal is a sick bird
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 6, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Looie
What did the Buddist say to the hot dog vendor? "make me one with everything"
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 9, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Kynlei
Never run with scissors. Someone else could be running with rock and they'll beat you.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 10, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by NarcoLepsy
What did 5 year old Jimmy yell to cousin Theo after running across the soccer field? "I far Ted!"
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by boatdude87
I saw this on-line earlier - laughed and though you might find it amusing..... "Oh, no... Looks like you have gotten the Blue Screen of Eternal Death. Your system appears to be infected with the "Sin" virus. Have tried shutting it down and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman "I have a great Trump joke" The barman looks at him and says "Hey bud, I am a Trump supporter and I own this bar. See the guy at the end of the bar, he is a Trump supporter and my best customer. My wife ...
6 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer. "May I see your driver's license?" he said. She looked at him with disgust. "What's the matter with you guys? I wish you'd make up your minds. You took my license from me ...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by TCorCM
"What borders on stupidity?" "Mexico and Canada"
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked: “What are you doing?” He said: “Working from home.”
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Petter
She. "Darling, will you love me as much after we're married?" He. "Probably more! I've always been especially fond of married women."
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels. Policeman: Why, those dirty crooks!
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 21, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Little Johnny was asked by his teacher to construct a sentence with the word "contagious" in it. "The president should have acted early to this virus but it took the contagious"
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 21, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell... Come to think of it, I see why.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Triphid
An Aussie joke for those who understand Aussie humour. An Italian Migrant gets off the boat in Sydney and when asked what kind of a job he's like to have, he replies, " I waana ajob where I cana wear a nice acoat white if I can and anice buttons on ...
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