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Sep 16, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif

Anyone got a cracker?

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Mar 31, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by WizardBill

Here’s an oldie I remember: A man’s foot is talking to his penis, discussing who has a worse life. Foot: You think you’ve got it bad? I get shoved in a sweat sock, then in a smelly sneaker, then we run two miles every other day! And this ...

The reason women have trouble. Measuring things they have been told all their adult lives this is 8 inches

A doctor and his wife were having a argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so to answer?" "I was in bed."...

An old farmer and his wife are going to town on their mule-drawn wagon. After a bit, the mule stops. The farmer can't get it to move, so he gets out goes up to the mule shakes his finger and says "that's one." A short while later the mule stops ...

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife ...

Q. What did the skeleton order when it walked into a bar? A. A beer and a mop.

A little American Indian boy asked his father why his name was so different than the other little boys at school. His father replied that in our culture it is customary that we give the child a name that is related to someg we see ly after the birth....

Favorite Spike Milligan joke A guy goes on holiday to Spain and when he gets back he finds that his flat has been burgled. They have taken absolutely everyg, furniture, pictures, light fittings, carpets etc, and replaced them with exact replicas. So ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 23, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? For bird flu, you need tweetment. For swine flu, you need oinkment.

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Cheesy Jokes

Jul 17, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? - 20 pounds. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 20 minutes.

What do you get when you mix asbestos with Viagra? Mesohonyosis!

My belly has grown with my age. But its not my fault. No one ever told me that you have to chew the watermelon before you swallow it

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Jul 30, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A woman walked into a library and wondered whether they had any books about paranoia. The librarian replied, “They’re right behind you.”

Somebody stole all my antidepressants-I hope they're happy now.

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Aug 7, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

How many of you lie about your age on here? What? No answers?LOL

A little cheese on your meme?

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May 30, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Remember dogs cannot operate an MRI machine. But cats can.

In a small clearing deep in the Tennessee woods, a group of hillbillies gathered around a still, and as the first drops of alcohol started to come out they began to sing: You are our moonshine, our only moonshine, you make us happy when skies are ...

As godzilla got into the taxi, he told the driver "Downtown Tokyo, and stomp on it".

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Jun 21, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by ImitationGame

I had a math teacher who was terrified of negative numbers. He’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Jun 22, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by DaveSchumacher

Someone stole my identity last week. He just called begging me to take it back.

If you need a chuckle ask Siri to define the word mother, when she asks if you would like the next definition, say yes. Immature? Maybe. Funny? Absolutely.

POLLRiddle: if a calf breaks a leg, will it run to it's mama cow or daddy cow?

4 votes It's leg is broken, therefore, it can't run.
0 votes It depends on the gender of calf.
0 votes In order to answer this, on would need to know which adult was up hill from the calf. The daddy cow or the mommy cow.
2 votes It could only run to the mommy cow. There is no such thing as a daddy cow. That Woul be a bull
4 votes I don't get it. This is a stupid riddle and is not worthy to bless our space. I want my money back plus pain and suffering. Idoi

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