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May 7, 2018May 2018

A joke a young child told me " Say this when you belch - Scuse me, scuse me, scuse me from the bottom of my heart - if it came out the other way, it would have been a fart."

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May 11, 2018May 2018

Posted by MikeEC

Miss Prussy was trying to broaden her students' horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, ...

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May 11, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

I'm reading a story about a bunch of stolen quilts. Police think it was a cover-up.

Why are camels called ships of the desert? ... ... ... ... ... Because they are full of Arab semen.

I don't know if this one has been posted: Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Would you care for something to drink?" Descartes replied, "I think not," and vanished. :P

What do you call a redneck woman with two brain cells? Pregnant

Why do worms live in hard ground? It's what they chews.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language...

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Nov 18, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

In the HR department in the large corporation where I work, I receive absentee slips for all the employees. Over the years I’ve heard every excuse, but the other day I found one in my voicemail that I never heard before. “I won’t be in ...

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Nov 27, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Some smart ass turkeys. Live ta see another THANKSGIVING

When I was young... Back when I was a young boy my mom would send me to the store with $5 and I would come back with 6 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 1 gallon of milk, a whole chicken, a dozen eggs, a slab of bacon and 1 can of coffee. You can't do ...

For the classical music lovers. This is way too awesome....

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Dec 23, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man tell his friend, “I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking.” “What did he say?” “He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate.” “Did that do any good?” “No, I...

I just googled "Whats the best way to serve turkey?" and it came up "Join the Turkish army"

Valentines day tomorrow and I am busy preparing a candle lit dinner. One of these days I will just have to buy a proper cooker

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Oct 22, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice ...

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Oct 25, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by closetolucid

Contrary to what the book says, god did not rest on the 7th day. No he went and sought an even higher power. He then showed this higher power the universe and all his creation. The higher power then looked at god and said "And for this heap of shit ...

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Oct 29, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left? Me: ...

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Oct 31, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Come on ladies... You know this is true. I witness it all the time! L m f a o.

What astronomers have been hiding from us all along!

Chemistry Jokes and Puns!!! They're the best. You can tell them in a series: (Note: If young kids laugh at these jokes, you teach them to appreciate nerdiness. If an attractive person laughs at these jokes, marry them!!! One with a good looks and...

Let's really make it true on Tuesday!!!

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