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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 10, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
My girlfriend and I have just had a big disagreement. I think that we should catalogue all our vinyl and CDs into a dewey-decimal system. For example The Jam would be UK-post punk-J and she thinks I should get a job
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 12, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Anybody remember this? I know boys did.I don't think girls did.LOL. Maybe walking through the hallways in school behind another kid and would put your palm under your armpit and squeeze it real loud?...LOL.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 24, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I went to a newly opened bar last night. It is called The Moon, I left after one drink. There was no atmosphere.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 26, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a horn and one didn't. "Well," she replied, "the one ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 29, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My husband was going on a diet, but when we pulled into a fast-food restaurant, he ordered a milkshake. I pointed out that a shake isn't exactly the best snack for someone who wants to lose weight. He agreed, but he didn't change his order. The long...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
Thought this was cute.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 9, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by closetolucid
So I said to the baker "How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's a £1? He said "That's Madeira cake."
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 10, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Mokvon
I wonder what that was.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 14, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix... Never drink and derive.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 25, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Know what? I'm done chasing people who don't want to chase me. So with that said ...Go F..K yourself ice cream man!
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Dazeypanda
When was the last time you saw a cow stroganoff?
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 10, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Bloodwork....
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Worth a look?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 8, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by mzee
been looking for that, all day
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
I got pulled over and the policeman asked if I was drinking and driving. I replied NO that's illegal...I drank before I drove!!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 11, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
I call it a nightmare on Elm Street!!!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 11, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by TerryBowen
Killed me ???
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 19, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
DAMN IT! The police pulled me over and asked me where I was between 5 n 6.... I told them in kindergarten. Now I'm sittn here in jail?... .WTF!
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by ejbman
But did I have to be so literal?
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Anybody remember doing phone pranks as a kid? Here's one we did. We would call a bar( bars being the best) Lotta drunks and say yes can you please page for a mister Mehoff?... Mr Mehoff? Sure what's his first name? Jack. Well usually before they ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 27, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by SKH78
Another joke from childhood - you write this down and ask a friend to repeat it out loud "Hoof hearted. Ice melted. I think yer foolish yet."
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by ejbman
Don't wine about it.
6 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 14, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why are ghosts banned from the liquor stores? Because they would steal all the BOOS!
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 27, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 30, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No, sorry." says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "Well, they didn't ask."
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Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

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Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

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