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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by RobH86

I have just been on a course to improve positive thinking . It was shit

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Feb 26, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Hominid

I walked into the local Credit Union to make a cash withdrawal, when an elderly frail woman asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Silence In Court These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters . ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to ...

Grandma's Diploma A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Walmart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here's something for you, Diploma," or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma,"...

Two lions walking along the boardwalk and one says to the other " It`s a bit quiet for a holiday weekend isn't it? "

A three legged dog walks into a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, “Excuse me, I’m looking for my Pa.”

Newspapers Are Old School I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

When I was a kid my my fairy mother asked me if I would like to have a long memory or a long penis. Unfortunately I forget my response

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest...

I was playing poker with tarot cards last night. I got a full house and two people died.

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May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

For my fellow musicians did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes? Because he kept ignoring the key signature-- he thought it was a suggestion. What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun? The machine gun repeats only 10 ...

One more. A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits on the stool, he notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar. He asks the bartender, "Hey, what's the deal with the monkey?" The bartender replies, "Oh, you don't want to know." A few ...

It is December in the Sinai desert. An Israeli defence force jeep spots an arab looking guy leading a heavily pregnant woman sitting on a donkey. They pull up and ask the guy some questions. " Where are you going? " " Bethlehem " the guy answers. " I...

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Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JohnSchindler

Another punny joke from my Dad: Q. What's the slipperiest in the world? (waits for typical answer "Greece".) A. Actually it's Israel, because Christ came in on his Ass! (as in Donkey).

Posted by matthew1954

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister ...

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Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954

You must think I'm stupid

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Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954

Posted by matthew1954

So just now, watching "The Magicians" on SYFY, Season 3, episode 3, and Queen Margo calls a couple of her administrators "dickholes." And I immediately thought of Billy Graham's son, Urethra Franklin.

True story, many many years ago when I was dating my wife. My friend Bob was also dating her friend Karen. During this time Karen's grandparents died within weeks of each other (this often happens). The two of them both lived in social housing ...

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Here's a cheesy joke for you all. At this very moment while typing and reading on the agnostic site, I am listening to some Gregorian Chant music. Actually it's not a joke. I really am listening to it. :-p

Two buffalos on the prairie. One says to the other " You are one sorry excuse for a buffalo. Look at you, you`re minging, your fur is all hanging down and as for the smell don`t get me started " Second buffalo says " I think I have just heard a ...

Truth: I have a twin sister, and before you ask we are not identical. I do get that a lot. I figure either they don't know what identical means or I have to stop warring dresses. Another fact is that she was born at 11:30 pm and I was born at 11:59...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954

Pizza math - feckin' hilarious!

Best friends – the Rabbi and the priest They were planning to go out for a few drinks, so the Rabbi went over to see if the priest was ready. The priest said, "I have to hear confessions for about one-half hour, but unfortunately I just got a ...

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